Dougjumper 0 #1 July 3, 2009 When a man comes home after a really difficult day at work, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves, with an ice cold beer in her hand. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?! The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 July 3, 2009 No ... not if she's not put it in a glass for a chap ..... lazy cow (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 July 3, 2009 Remember, the German beer purity law applies: only hops,yeast,malt, water and .....sex?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #4 July 3, 2009 Come on Shrop... are you saying you Brits dont drink it straight from the keg?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #5 July 3, 2009 If she can pick it up like that, it's obviously empty. She needs to put it down and go get another one. I'll watch. P.S. The sneakers are really sexy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 July 3, 2009 why is the lazy cow wearing shoes!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 July 3, 2009 Quote If she can pick it up like that, it's obviously empty. She needs to put it down and go get another one. I'll watch. Naw, pony keg, 70 pounds, maybe less. She's just in great shape. I can tell by looking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 July 3, 2009 I thought you would say "I'd tap that." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 July 3, 2009 Picky-picky! Dayum! A good lookin' naked girl brings in a pony keg... I don't care how tired I am... I'd tap it if I had to! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 July 3, 2009 Quote I thought you would say "I'd tap that." Well, I was going to comment about the repost, but I don't recall a one-liner this good the first time around."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #11 July 3, 2009 Quote When a man comes home after a really difficult day at work, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves, with an ice cold beer in her hand. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?! I've seen the rest of the photo an it's a Shemale, hence the barrel Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #12 July 4, 2009 Quote Quote I thought you would say "I'd tap that." Well, I was going to comment about the repost, but I don't recall a one-liner this good the first time around. it is a repost but that is fine with meGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
