mrwrong 0 #1 July 3, 2009 Beware if you are banging someones mom!!!! CLICKY Myself I find this priceless “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 July 3, 2009 Talk about a climax!!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 July 3, 2009 Quote Talk about a anticlimax!!!Bry Fixed that for ya!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 July 3, 2009 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #5 July 3, 2009 Waaaay back in our newlywed daze, my wife and I heard a knocking at the door after we'd been having a lovely evening of indoor body surfing. The two young and very naieve guys next door (both were seminarians) had called the cops because they thought I was beating the crap out of her. The cops asked to see my wife front & center to make sure she was okay. She came skipping out in a bathrobe with a big smile on her face and explained to the cops that "we were newlyweds". The cops laughed their asses off and bid us a good evening. The next day, the third rommate next door, a slightly older and divorced guy came over to apologize for what his roomies had done. Said if he'd been home at the time he'd have told them to knock it off and mind their own business.... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #6 July 6, 2009 That is pretty funny. One time in Auburn I was grilling burgers on a foggy day and the smoke was going down the front of the apartment building. Of course some moron called the fire dept. The whole dept showed up, I was like, um, I don't have enough for all of you. They understood. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
