RALFFERS 0 #76 June 5, 2008 Dear Dr. Bordson... Is working out after a few beers a good idea? Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #77 June 5, 2008 Quote Dear Dr. Bordson... Is working out after a few beers a good idea? Drink gin because scotch will make you sweat. and always rehydrate your bodily fluids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #78 June 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote If it smells like fish.... don't eat it! Dr. Bordson, I have always thought that, if you love it, it doesn't smell. At least, that's what I tell myself. Am I wrong? No. Tuna might smell like tuna, but some people still love it. - and NO... it should NOT smell like tuna down there What was that quote you had before? "It's a self-cleaning oven, people!!!" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #79 June 5, 2008 Dr. Bordson, How many TUMS tablets are safe to take? Is there a daily maximum? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #80 June 5, 2008 QuoteDr. Bordson, How many TUMS tablets are safe to take? Is there a daily maximum? Personally, that's like asking is there a daily maximum of Pez! Just for throughness, symptoms of a calcium overdose include nausea, vomiting, decreased appetite, constipation, confusion, delirium, stupor, and coma. (but how do you distinguish that from "normal"?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #81 June 5, 2008 Actually, the Assorted Berries flavors do taste like Pez _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #82 May 6, 2009 Doc, Someone once told me that by the time someone realizes they have a cold, they are no longer contagious. Is there any truth to that? How are exposure, incubation, contagiousness, and suffering all related in time w/r/t the common cold? Thanks. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #83 May 6, 2009 Quote Doc, Someone once told me that by the time someone realizes they have a cold, they are no longer contagious. Is there any truth to that? How are exposure, incubation, contagiousness, and suffering all related in time w/r/t the common cold? Thanks. The common cold is an upper respiratory infection; most common of the causes are the rhinoviruses (25-80% of cases), followed by coronaviruses (10-20%), influenza viruses (10-15%), and adenoviruses (5%). Rhinoviruses: The incubation period is 12-72 hours, averaging 8-16 hours after viral inoculation of the nose. Symptomatic complaints 2 hours after viral inoculation have been described. Symptoms generally last 7-11 days, although they persist up to 2 weeks in a quarter of patients. Rarely, patients complain of lingering symptoms that last more than 30 days. Rhinoviral transmission occurs with close exposure to infected respiratory secretions, including hand-to-hand, self-inoculation of eyes or nose, and, possibly, large- and small-particle aerosolization. The virus has been cultured from the skin after up to 2 hours and after up to 4 days on inanimate objects in ideal conditions. Donors are typically symptomatic with a cold at the time of transmission, and virus is detected on their hands and nasal mucosa. source so... basically... someone lied to you. Make them wash their hands. edit for mistyping/spelling/grammar... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #84 May 6, 2009 Quote so... basically... someone lied to you. Make them wash their hands. I'm not terribly surprised. They may have just been passing along the wisdom of some viral email they read. Thanks for the debunking. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #85 May 6, 2009 Here's a question from Lovelorn in Louisville- Dr Bordson Why in benjamins hell are men are willing to show their shwanzels for all the world wide internet to see, but women selectively, discreetly, and secretly send them pics of their privates??? Byy Jeekers-it's just like turkey season round these here parts!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #86 May 6, 2009 What is the purpose of life?Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #87 May 6, 2009 What's the best DYI way to burn off a mole?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #88 May 6, 2009 Quote Make them wash their hands. Good advice whether someone is sick or not!! On a side note, we've got a CQ sitting at the chow halls now as a "handwashing monitor".... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #89 May 7, 2009 Quote Here's a question from Lovelorn in Louisville- Dr Bordson Why in benjamins hell are men are willing to show their shwanzels for all the world wide internet to see, but women selectively, discreetly, and secretly send them pics of their privates??? Byy Jeekers-it's just like turkey season round these here parts!! Dear LiL you do know that there are MULTIPLE threads on women showing T&A... and MANY of the fine ladies on this site have donated images that would be quite appealing.... my question is why are you focusing on the male privy part thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #90 May 7, 2009 QuoteWhat is the purpose of life? Forty Two. But I have no idea what that means... besides maybe what is six times seven? or how many roads must a man walk down? or.... Seriously though... I don't really know the purpose. Nor do I know the whys of death. I've considered them a lot... but still have no answers. (besides 42) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #91 May 7, 2009 QuoteWhat's the best DYI way to burn off a mole? depends on the size, location and future scar desires. easiest is to just cut it off, then use silver nitrate at the base. But... that wouldn't necessarily be "best" cuz you wouldn't have a path report confirming that it truly was benign. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #92 May 7, 2009 Dear pirate doc kbordson, This is a serious quetion that needs your full attention! It is a matter about runners, rum runners to be exact. There is a certain person on this site that keeps promissing them to people and then that person doesn't follow thru-. Have the two of you consumed all the rum in the world that these so called rum runners will never happen, or does this drink even exist? . You know who I'm talking about.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #93 May 7, 2009 Quote The common cold is an upper respiratory infection; most common of the causes are the rhinoviruses (25-80% of cases), followed by coronaviruses (10-20%), influenza viruses (10-15%), and adenoviruses (5%). 25-80%? Nice statistics... What could account for the 55% they are unsure of? Anyway... Could there be an underlying reason for the amount of naughty threads started by certain people on DZ.com coughiluvtoflycough? Could there be a medical condition which would explain it? Seems to be contagious as well.."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #94 May 7, 2009 BWAHAHAHAs our viewers can see, The Dr. has a wicked good bedside humor.But we would like to remind the audience that the views expressed on this show ARE NOT necessarily those of the staff the station or the host. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #95 May 7, 2009 Quote Dear pirate doc kbordson, This is a serious quetion that needs your full attention! It is a matter about runners, rum runners to be exact. There is a certain person on this site that keeps promissing them to people and then that person doesn't follow thru-. Have the two of you consumed all the rum in the world that these so called rum runners will never happen, or does this drink even exist? . You know who I'm talking about.... Rum? There's still other rum out there?! Where!? And, ya know... I've never had a rum runner from a certain said individual either.... hmmmmmmmmmmm Seriously though... where's the rum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #96 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote The common cold is an upper respiratory infection; most common of the causes are the rhinoviruses (25-80% of cases), followed by coronaviruses (10-20%), influenza viruses (10-15%), and adenoviruses (5%). 25-80%? Nice statistics... What could account for the 55% they are unsure of? (I don't make up the statistics... I let someone else do that) Anyway... Could there be an underlying reason for the amount of naughty threads started by certain people on DZ.com coughiluvtoflycough? Could there be a medical condition which would explain it? Seems to be contagious as well.. Contagious? You mean that if one person is doing something naughty... then another sees that... then that person starts doing something naughty as well? Then you have to get a third person to video said naughtiness? That kind of contagious? So are you saying that you are wanting to contract said condition or wanting to know how to avoid seeing others with said condition? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #97 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Dear pirate doc kbordson, This is a serious quetion that needs your full attention! It is a matter about runners, rum runners to be exact. There is a certain person on this site that keeps promissing them to people and then that person doesn't follow thru-. Have the two of you consumed all the rum in the world that these so called rum runners will never happen, or does this drink even exist? . You know who I'm talking about.... Rum? There's still other rum out there?! Where!? And, ya know... I've never had a rum runner from a certain said individual either.... hmmmmmmmmmmm Seriously though... where's the rum? Screw the rum, I just want to see this certain someone. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #98 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Dear pirate doc kbordson, This is a serious quetion that needs your full attention! It is a matter about runners, rum runners to be exact. There is a certain person on this site that keeps promissing them to people and then that person doesn't follow thru-. Have the two of you consumed all the rum in the world that these so called rum runners will never happen, or does this drink even exist? . You know who I'm talking about.... Rum? There's still other rum out there?! Where!? And, ya know... I've never had a rum runner from a certain said individual either.... hmmmmmmmmmmm Seriously though... where's the rum? Screw the rum, I just want to see this certain someone. Are you sure that you don't want to screw the.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #99 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dear pirate doc kbordson, This is a serious quetion that needs your full attention! It is a matter about runners, rum runners to be exact. There is a certain person on this site that keeps promissing them to people and then that person doesn't follow thru-. Have the two of you consumed all the rum in the world that these so called rum runners will never happen, or does this drink even exist? . You know who I'm talking about.... Rum? There's still other rum out there?! Where!? And, ya know... I've never had a rum runner from a certain said individual either.... hmmmmmmmmmmm Seriously though... where's the rum? Screw the rum, I just want to see this certain someone. Are you sure that you don't want to screw the.... LMAO------------->>>>>>>>>>>>I love it when the good doctor is here to play with us...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #100 May 7, 2009 Yea, that too. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
