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iluvtofly

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duhhhh- the light would go ON the boobs, no? Like those rubber nipple enhancers? No light but pointy - just cold! Lit up and pointy means horny. So simple really! :P

Plus, they would have to be battery operated- wouldn't that be Duracell's stock?

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duhhhh- the light would go ON the boobs, no? Like those rubber nipple enhancers? No light but pointy - just cold! Lit up and pointy means horny. So simple really! :P

Plus, they would have to be battery operated- wouldn't that be Duracell's stock?



Yes but GE would make the light bulbs. And light bulbs do die after some use. ;)

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You NEVER look at our eyes- it would be completely useless there!



Oh, but you should look at it like this: With a "horny light" there, you'd be almost guaranteed your eyes would be looked at at least one time! I know I'd make it a point!

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duhhhh- the light would go ON the boobs, no? Like those rubber nipple enhancers? No light but pointy - just cold! Lit up and pointy means horny. So simple really! :P

Plus, they would have to be battery operated- wouldn't that be Duracell's stock?



just build it into a set of nipple vibrators, then... >:(
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This question is rigged... Even if a woman COULD have a light that blinked/lit up every time she was turned on... she wouldnt use it. She would do what every other woman in the world does and make the guy try to figure it out.

Never make things easy. If girls had lights that lit up when they were horny, then they would not be able to play their games and make men bend over backwards for it. It would be more of a "Hey, we both know you're horny... lets go!" and that would solve all of the worlds problems!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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This question is rigged... Even if a woman COULD have a light that blinked/lit up every time she was turned on... she wouldnt use it. She would do what every other woman in the world does and make the guy try to figure it out.

Never make things easy. If girls had lights that lit up when they were horny, then they would not be able to play their games and make men bend over backwards for it. It would be more of a "Hey, we both know you're horny... lets go!" and that would solve all of the worlds problems!



Yup, that's why in spite of all our great input, these magic lights would never sell! I know I would never use them! :)

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If we're helping iluvtofly with her invention, we should get royalties if it sells, right? :)



Absolutely!!! Of course, our suggested mods *DO* obviate the need for the light, so we should just file the patent ourselves! :P
Mike
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This question is rigged... Even if a woman COULD have a light that blinked/lit up every time she was turned on... she wouldnt use it. She would do what every other woman in the world does and make the guy try to figure it out.

Never make things easy. If girls had lights that lit up when they were horny, then they would not be able to play their games and make men bend over backwards for it. It would be more of a "Hey, we both know you're horny... lets go!" and that would solve all of the worlds problems!



I don't know... there are times I would like to choose. Perhaps the light could have multiple colors?

Blue = Start guessing...
Red = Nope, not horny
Green = Yep, I'm horny and i want you to know

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Blue = Start guessing...
Red = Nope, not horny
Green = Yep, I'm horny and i want you to know



How about
Blue = Kiss on the mouth
Red = Kiss on the cheek
Green = Kiss on the neck
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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For some reason, I thought of that girl I met at Gold Coast Skydivers who had blinking lights inserted in her shirt right at her nipples during the Saturday night party at one of their Mardi Gras boogies. It was kinda funny.
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