banesanura 1 #1 July 8, 2009 I have a victim staying over in a few days.... Trying to get some evil shit planned and take pics... I'm thinking the ol penis on the face...but maybe something a bit more creative.....Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #2 July 8, 2009 Do you have a penis to put on his face? Or did you mean his penis on your face?Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #3 July 8, 2009 Check the "Sick&twisted / NSFW" thread for inspiration. Or tkae him to one of your typical nights on the town (I've read stories)...he'll be scarred for life "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #4 July 8, 2009 Show him what you do for work. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #5 July 8, 2009 What color is his canopy? ...get a yard or so of the same colored nylon, and lay it on/in his unpacked canopy when his back is turned. Be ready w/a camera! Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 July 8, 2009 Its a good thing I didnt think of asking you for a place to crash next month if I make it up there for BG's canopy piloting course. Wouldnt a skydiver possibly read the forums, and know whats coming?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #7 July 8, 2009 talcum powder in the canopy is a classicdiamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 July 8, 2009 Quote what youMake him participate in what you do for work. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 July 8, 2009 Quote What color is his canopy? ...get a yard or so of the same colored nylon, and lay it on/in his unpacked canopy when his back is turned. Be ready w/a camera! Add some extraneous lines that seem to have been cut and hastily put back under the riser flaps . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #10 July 8, 2009 No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 July 8, 2009 Quote No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! Gee, I wonder who this skydiver is..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 July 8, 2009 Quote No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! Uh oh - the gig is up! So much for clandestined nignoggery and shananigans!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 July 8, 2009 Quote No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! I agree. And dont forget make them Sammiches and Bring them Beer. Now I suddenly want to go visit skydivers. Anyone want me?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 July 8, 2009 Quote Quote No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! I agree. And dont forget make them Sammiches and Bring them Beer. Now I suddenly want to go visit skydivers. Anyone want me?? In a brotherly wingman kinda way, absolutely.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 July 8, 2009 Quote In a brotherly wingman kinda way, absolutely.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 July 9, 2009 BAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAH Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 July 9, 2009 Quote No, this is SO wrong! You should be NICE to visiting skydivers, you should buy them beer and pack their canopies for free! all of a sudden i have the urge to jump in norway and crash at your place.. what about them other needs!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 July 9, 2009 Give them Blowjobs! That will scare them...just do it on video Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
