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DavidB

Jack, Johnny, or Jim?

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Hmmm...I've never enjoyed a Jack, Johnny or Jim. Damnit, why the hell did I get married? :P

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Where's AggieDave?:D

Of the three i prefer Jack, however i am more inclined to drink a nice bourbon line Blantons or Makers Mark.

Whatever you drink, at least you are doing it right by not adding a coke:SB|


Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Since the poll only listed three choices, I picked Jack. My real choice would have been Booker's ($50.00 a quart), but Maker's Mark is right close.


Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!"

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Hmmm...I've never enjoyed a Jack, Johnny or Jim. Damnit, why the hell did I get married? :P



Who says you can't have Jack, Johnny or Jim while married? :P After you empty them, slip a condom over the tip and enjoy them again. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Jim is horrible also... it comes in a plastic bottle.



Plastic? Where in the hell did you see that? Dollar general?:S


Seriously, the bottle I poured from last night was glass. But then again I don't buy pints & half-pints, so maybe you can get it in plastic... :S

BTW, if I'm serious about my drinking (& I get that way once a decade or so) GlenLivet XXV is my choice. B|
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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Hmmm...I've never enjoyed a Jack, Johnny or Jim. Damnit, why the hell did I get married? :P



Who says you can't have Jack, Johnny or Jim while married? :P After you empty them, slip a condom over the tip and enjoy them again. :D


How the hell did everyone pass up this gem????


Billy, you must really miss posting as often as you do. To be all bottled up and not be able to express yourself. ;);):D:D:D

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