normiss 855 #76 July 17, 2009 Nun: A women, usually old and ugly, who has decided that she does not want to give it away, but instead wishes to keep it for a man who died 2,000 years ago to have instead. She wears a long black shroud and is probably a sexually frustrated closet lesbian too. She likes to beat and molest young girls and also beats herself when she has impure thoughts, not to be confused with the male version (the priest) who only beats and molests boys. "of course you know why their called nuns don't you" "no why" "because they get nun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #77 July 17, 2009 532641245 Thats your ticket number for hell. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #78 July 17, 2009 Here I was ... thinking that "Normiss" is the most behaved skydiver I have ever met ... I guess I have been grossly mistaken ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #79 July 17, 2009 Quote Quote Oh. My. God. You have no one to blame but yourself, Ms. Snowball. I know... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 855 #80 July 17, 2009 funny...I thought that same thing the second I posted the nun reply....I am a gentleman....I do have a twisted sense of humor though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #81 July 17, 2009 Quote Quote (People do that? Never mind ... don't answer People just need to learn to swallow. I'm just sayin'. Someone now has another/new sig line ..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #82 July 18, 2009 Quote Voted for "wet and slobbery" but personally I find kissing smokers to be the worst kind of kiss. ICK! It's like licking an ashtray! Yep, did that once.... never again! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #83 July 18, 2009 QuoteI once made out with a biter. It was like kissing a running chainsaw. Lip nibbles good. Drawing blood bad. That's one thing I never understood. What is with a girl really cranking down on my lip and asking me to do the same? I gave it the old college try but just felt weird. Teeth are to be used with extreme restraint. A blow job should not feel like I'm fucking a cheese grater..."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #84 July 19, 2009 Quote is it "bash VB day today" again!? Again? I thought it was "still"?!?!?!? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beer 0 #85 July 19, 2009 Quote You know what rotten ass tastes like? Did you miss that poll from last week? All wet and slobbery is good when you are going down on me, but firm it up a little bit when we are kissing. A bad kisser is definitely a disappointment, especially since it's a huge part of sex too. I've considered stopping in the middle because the kissing was so bad. How do you tell someone they are a horrible kisser without distroying them? Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #86 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote (People do that? Never mind ... don't answer People just need to learn to swallow. I'm just sayin'. I'm curious to see whose sigline you've made this time...you must be by far the most quoted person around here"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
