shropshire 0 #1 July 17, 2009 Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do..' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house .' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewellery?' HUSBAND: 'No... I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?' HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.' WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?' HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.' WIFE: - silence - HUSBAND: ' . . .. . Shit.' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 July 17, 2009 Good one!!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3 July 17, 2009 Great one!!!Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 July 17, 2009 Bwahahahaha! Dang sneaky women. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 July 17, 2009 Quote Bwahahahaha! Dang sneaky women. QFT (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #7 July 17, 2009 Wife's.... Dumb like a Fox!! Beware gentlemen??Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 July 18, 2009 That's why I say: "I'm NOT paranoid. I just think someone's out to get me!" A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 July 20, 2009 Quote That's why I say: "I'm NOT paranoid. I just think someone's out to get me!" Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't watching you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #10 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote That's why I say: "I'm NOT paranoid. I just think someone's out to get me!" Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't watching you. Too true A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 21, 2009 Girl broom and a Guy broom were in a closet and one day the girl broom fell over and landed on the guy broom, their bristles touching. The girl broom looks upo and says - Now we can get married! The guy guy broom falls over and says WHY?! The girl broom say, I'm pregnant and we are going to have a wisk broom - The guy broom is shocked and said - but, but, but we haven't even swept together!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 July 21, 2009 Quote Girl broom and a Guy broom were in a closet and one day the girl broom fell over and landed on the guy broom, their bristles touching. The girl broom looks upo and says - Now we can get married! The guy guy broom falls over and says WHY?! The girl broom say, I'm pregnant and we are going to have a wisk broom - The guy broom is shocked and said - but, but, but we haven't even swept together! cute turtle...Not you turtle, the joke...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
