Slyde 0 #1 July 21, 2009 All the IBEW has to do is WEED out all the carpenters and convince Henry Ford there are none who shall be seen or heard from again until they regain their balance atop their tiny, tiny, tiny precipice looking way the fuck down upon all the payers of the ever increasing dues for ever DECREASING services. The key work is TINY. Make it small enough and it functions to suit you. Let it grow and some fucker named Jack will climb it. eat my bean STALK unionize and get small!!A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2 July 21, 2009 hey where you been manHow's the redonculus hangin'... loose? just to bring you up to speed- We had a discussion about drying the nut sack and the proper tanning of the hoo ha -it's been very educational around here. Skymama is typing unfiltered just like we like her as usual and Turtle is back from his banishment to tranny island. Luvtofly amazingly still has a job and I don't know where the heck Amazon got lost to- prolly hunting wild boar in her back yard with her chainsaw. Deedy is in love with some imaginary dude (whatever) and McSwervy still has trouble coping with all the compliments she gets for her fine ass. Olympia is on the search for some studley bastard out in Cali -yeah I know these women don't know what the fuck they want.I'm sure Bry has a dosage of coffee for ya if you stick around, it might be in enema form so watch out. So much to do I'll let the others fill you in on the rest of the news from lake Woebegone Oh and Dr K wants to know what the fuck your problem is Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #3 July 21, 2009 That about sums it up!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 July 21, 2009 QuoteThe key work is TINY. Make it small enough and it functions to suit you. Let it grow and some fucker named Jack will climb it. eat my bean Are you talking about your penis?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #5 July 21, 2009 Quote hey where you been manHow's the redonculus hangin'... loose? just to bring you up to speed- We had a discussion about drying the nut sack and the proper tanning of the hoo ha -it's been very educational around here. Skymama is typing unfiltered just like we like her as usual and Turtle is back from his banishment to tranny island. Luvtofly amazingly still has a job and I don't know where the heck Amazon got lost to- prolly hunting wild boar in her back yard with her chainsaw. Deedy is in love with some imaginary dude (whatever) and McSwervy still has trouble coping with all the compliments she gets for her fine ass. Olympia is on the search for some studley bastard out in Cali -yeah I know these women don't know what the fuck they want.I'm sure Bry has a dosage of coffee for ya if you stick around, it might be in enema form so watch out. So much to do I'll let the others fill you in on the rest of the news from lake Woebegone Oh and Dr K wants to know what the fuck your problem is +1 fn' awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #6 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote The key work is TINY. Make it small enough and it functions to suit you. Let it grow and some fucker named Jack will climb it. eat my bean Are you talking about your penis? Thanks i needed that!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 July 21, 2009 Quote hey where you been manHow's the redonculus hangin'... loose? just to bring you up to speed- We had a discussion about drying the nut sack and the proper tanning of the hoo ha -it's been very educational around here. Skymama is typing unfiltered just like we like her as usual and Turtle is back from his banishment to tranny island. Luvtofly amazingly still has a job and I don't know where the heck Amazon got lost to- prolly hunting wild boar in her back yard with her chainsaw. Deedy is in love with some imaginary dude (whatever) and McSwervy still has trouble coping with all the compliments she gets for her fine ass. Olympia is on the search for some studley bastard out in Cali -yeah I know these women don't know what the fuck they want.I'm sure Bry has a dosage of coffee for ya if you stick around, it might be in enema form so watch out. So much to do I'll let the others fill you in on the rest of the news from lake Woebegone Oh and Dr K wants to know what the fuck your problem is Ya forgot to mention FutureDivot and Ralffers 'the pillow biter' will be shacking up together again at the AirVenture Airshow. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #8 July 22, 2009 >Are you talking about your penis? see everyone .....unfiltered Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 July 22, 2009 And she is not searching Cali for her possible - it is a few states over.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #10 July 22, 2009 QuoteAll the IBEW has to do is WEED out all the carpenters and convince Henry Ford there are none who shall be seen or heard from again until they regain their balance atop their tiny, tiny, tiny precipice looking way the fuck down upon all the payers of the ever increasing dues for ever DECREASING services. The key work is TINY. Make it small enough and it functions to suit you. Let it grow and some fucker named Jack will climb it. eat my bean STALK unionize and get small!! Doc Pomus song POT know what it about? And when this carpenter arrived in heaven he was expected and immediately he was put to work: for the Pearly Gates were a bit loose and St. Peter's desk had a couple of drawers that stuck. Flivver - the first of the affordable. Do YOU want to blindfold someone with a sword?....And how is she supposed to read the scales if she is blind? This troubled early representers of Justice; some thus gave her two faces like Janus, with the side bearing the sword prudently left unblindfolded. together in the interests of its members. MIND THE CLOUD GIANT!!"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 July 22, 2009 Quote And she is not searching Cali for her possible - it is a few states over. and a bit of water, too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 July 22, 2009 where do you guys get your drugs from!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #13 July 22, 2009 I didn't take any drugs - I'm just trying to communicate. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 July 22, 2009 Quote I didn't take any drugs - I'm just trying to communicate. FAIL! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #15 July 22, 2009 With him, dumbass, not with you! "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #16 July 22, 2009 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #17 July 22, 2009 What you laughing at???Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 July 22, 2009 >Ya forgot to mention FutureDivot and Ralffers 'the pillow biter' will be shacking up together again at the AirVenture Airshow. BWAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious cuz I was actually going to mention it but I didn't know who was the pillow biter...I thought you and Turtle were in on that action as well and i didn't want to create any jealousy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #19 July 22, 2009 Quote>Are you talking about your penis? Unless you are Leslie, I prolly ought not. Rebecca Lerwill won't either. Google my AUTHOR friend, please. She became a US Citizen 7 days ago and was the keynote speaker at the Salt Lake ceremony. She's a great sour kraut!! m~A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 July 22, 2009 its "sauerkraut".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 July 22, 2009 Quote >Ya forgot to mention FutureDivot and Ralffers 'the pillow biter' will be shacking up together again at the AirVenture Airshow. BWAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious cuz I was actually going to mention it but I didn't know who was the pillow biter...I thought you and Turtle were in on that action as well and i didn't want to create any jealousy No...Turtle and I are pretty fair & open when it comes to sharing the 'boy butter' and stump breaking the pillow bitin' n00bs. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #22 July 22, 2009 Quote its "sauerkraut".. As I understand it, 'Kraut' is a term of abuse for German people, originating in WWII. Apparently 'Leslie' is from Germany, not currently in Mr. Marks favour and not a very happy / vivacious person. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 July 22, 2009 Quote Quote its "sauerkraut".. As I understand it, 'Kraut' is a term of abuse for German people, originating in WWII. Apparently 'Leslie' is from Germany, not currently in Mr. Marks favour and not a very happy / vivacious person. isnt leslie a term of abuse for gay women!? we might be onto something here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #24 July 22, 2009 I'm at work - gonna google for 'surly german lesbians' as soon as I get home. Perhaps the two of us can crack the code tonight "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #25 July 22, 2009 she cut off their tails with a carving knife did you ever see such a sight in your life an oil can and a draw knife will fix the gate to your drawers lickety split It's obvious why Arthur pulled it out. And how did it get INTO the stone in the first place, that sword? Scientificalli speaking.A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
