anthonyfellows 0 #201 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Boobs How many times have you posted something like this today? You post whore!!! Don't forget yesterday. It was even worse I think. He must have seen a pair of breasts like no other that caused him to slip into his current mental state.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #202 September 26, 2008 QuoteI think you just buy pre-mixed margarita mix and put it in a blender with ice. Or you can buy the non pre-mixed stuff and a bottle of tequila. Again, ice, blender, tequila, and mix. BAM! Oh and get that special salt that goes around the rim of the glass. That shit is bomb. Shit .. I better go to walmart and buy a blender.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #203 September 26, 2008 Doesn't need to be blended. On the rocks is fine and it'll actually get her drunk faster. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #204 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Did you really land a cougar??? Good for you!!Just don't forget to take your vitamins before you go because I bet she can tear your ass UP and have you begging for your Mommy!! !!! Ok, I wasn't going to make any posts like this but I have too. I've only been with one girl that's been more than 5 years older than me. She said the same thing too. That I couldn't handle her for this reason or that. I broke her. By her own admission, I broke her. The moral here is if you guys say you are gonna tear us up it better not turn out being the other way around. Hmmmm........... I sit here and wonder at what point do I tell Skittles that's a line chicks use to make a dude feel super fucking special?? Not that I doubt your superior Leon Phelps Ladies Man Couvesier lovemaking abilities! But just so you know, girls lie, too. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #205 September 26, 2008 Quote Ok ... Must get ready for my cougar date. Anyone know how to make a margarita? I promised I would make us margaritas when I brought her back to my place after dinner. It sounded like something a woman would like. She agreed to the GHB pre-date??? Wow! She's a keeper! Seriously, a Coug agreed to go back to your place after dinner? And you haven't met her yet? You must have some slick words, young man! And don't forget to clean your bathroom! Love - The SwervAlways be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #206 September 26, 2008 Full body orgasms don't lie... unless you ladies have come up with a way to make all the muscles of your body twitch on command. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #207 September 26, 2008 Quote Full body orgasms don't lie... unless you ladies have come up with a way to make all the muscles of your body twitch on command. Um no....squirting doesn't lie. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #208 September 26, 2008 Quote Full body orgasms don't lie... unless you ladies have come up with a way to make all the muscles of your body twitch on command. I think that lesson was taught in Ground School. It goes along with a proper arch. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #209 September 26, 2008 You clearly underestimate how much porn I watch. Much can be learned from watching porn. I'm sure every girl I've had sex with thanks god for porn now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #210 September 26, 2008 Quote You clearly underestimate how much porn I watch. Much can be learned from watching porn. I'm sure every girl I've had sex with thanks god for porn now. How did I know this was going to come back to learning from porn? Men! Gotta love 'em! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #211 September 26, 2008 You know it wouldn't hurt if women learned a thing two from pornos. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #212 September 26, 2008 Quote You know it wouldn't hurt if women learned a thing two from pornos. Here we go..... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #213 September 26, 2008 Quote...How did I know this was going to come back to learning from porn?... Because that's where the best of us learn. Every guy that you've ever been with who was good in the sack, learned at least 10% of his moves from porn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #214 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote ...How did I know this was going to come back to learning from porn?... Because that's where the best of us learn. Every guy that you've ever been with who was good in the sack, learned at least 10% of his moves from porn. What if he was blind and couldn't watch porn but 10 of his 100 sex "moves" were good. Where did he learn them? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #215 September 26, 2008 mmm....porn... le purrrrrr le meow ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #216 September 26, 2008 Then he clearly had one of his friends that could see describe to him exactly what was happening and he heard how much the girl liked it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #217 September 26, 2008 Quote Then he clearly had one of his friends that could see describe to him exactly what was happening and he heard how much the girl liked it. 2 guys sitting around watching porn? That would never happen. Edited for typo fixin'.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #218 September 26, 2008 vous fille sale www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #219 September 26, 2008 le tour de france Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #220 September 26, 2008 oopswww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #221 September 26, 2008 Quote le tour de france Porter aux nues sens figuré. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #222 September 27, 2008 Quote Quote le tour de france Porter aux nues sens figuré. Google trranslator - Porter praised figuratively. Bablfish - To carry to naked the illustrated direction. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #223 September 27, 2008 Quote Quote Quote le tour de france Porter aux nues sens figuré. Google trranslator - Porter praised figuratively. Bablfish - To carry to naked the illustrated direction. Shit. I thought it was supposed to say something about 'praise the blue skies'. And I've had 4 years of French. But used a translator website for that one. That Catholic School tuition really paid off, huh? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #224 September 27, 2008 Why do I suddenly have an imgae of you in a whit collard blouse with a plaid skirt? www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #225 September 27, 2008 Quote Why do I suddenly have an imgae of you in a whit collard blouse with a plaid skirt? Maybe I was a boy back then. Don't assume. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
