happythoughts 0 #1 August 2, 2009 Weather Forecasters. How do you get this scam job? Todays forecast. 8am partly cloudy 11am partly cloudy 2pm thunderstorms 5pm thunderstorms Actual weather? Not one stinkin' cloud all day long. Totally clear. How wrong can you be and still keep your job? Apparently, completely. Tomorrows forecast? Same as today. Who knows... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 August 2, 2009 Quote How wrong can you be and still keep your job? Apparently, completely. Google "politician"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 August 2, 2009 After living in Denver for 36 years, I've figured out the secret to weather forecasting here. 1. Look outside the window. Whatever it's doing now, is the current weather. 2. That will continue to be the weather through tomorrow. 3. Sunny for the rest of the week. Go to school, drink yourself into a stupor for four years, and get a worthless degree in meteorology. If you're an 7+ on the attractive scale, and can read a tele-prompter, get a job with a news organization, request a few million dollars for "Computer models" (that really cost $50, and just check the NOAA site), and spend it all on more alcohol. When it's time for you to go "live", just follow the three steps above.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 August 2, 2009 A couple of years ago, there was an advert on the telly for a car .... The weather man gave dire weather conditions and suggested that everyone stay at home .... so at the end of the advert he had the roads all to himselkf and went for a total blast (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chris03852 0 #5 August 2, 2009 Could be worse. All summer here in New Hampshire every time I have looked at the 10 day forcast only 1 day without some type of rain. That one day is always on a day I am working (only work 3 days a week). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #6 August 2, 2009 Quote Quote How wrong can you be and still keep your job? Apparently, completely. Google "politician". +1 Thats what i was thinking Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
