turtlespeed 226 #1 August 4, 2009 You don't have to list names . . . and it's probably better if you change the names of the people involved - but describe your best drunk dial! I got one over the weekend that was sofa king funny! It involved a HOT skychika and a long drive from a show - she was lit - her gay friend was driving and she was having a fun time trying to explain his comments. NOT my favorite, but it was hilarious. Favorite was a random chick that called up and thought I was her BF. I played along . . . She was HAMMERED and telling me all about her evening, I asked her where I needed to go to get her, and became pretty obsessive Anyway . . .she went on to get mad and tell me that she was NOW with "My" friend Bobby. I got angry for a minute and then thought better about it and asked if she would want to be a litytle experimental. She was thrown off guard. Uh oh. Ok - well why don't we get all together and since you like Bobby, I kinda like him too.and we should maybe - - share each other. She was DOWN with it! "Really - Really?!! REALLY - you'd do that for me? I said - yes, baby, you're everything to me! I said . .OK, just come over - I can't wait, I'm so hot just thinking about it - I'll be in bed waiting for you guys. I'll have some party favors here with me too - I just can't wait. The door will be unlocked - just come on in and we'll get this part going! . . . I never heard back . . but the last I heard her say was, Ok - we just pulled up, Thank you Baby, this means so much! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 August 4, 2009 Well… It wasn’t so much drunk dialing but drunken texting… It was midsummer’s eve a couple of years ago and here in Sweden we take our midsummer’s drinking quite seriously I received numerous text messages from some number I didn’t recognize so I just kept ignoring them for a while.. It was like “how are you, the family and the horses” texts, but after a couple of hours I had received 5 or 6 texts and since I was getting more and more drunk I got an idea…. And now I have to say it wasn’t a good idea, in fact it was a very mean idea….So I decided to answer the sender with something like this… “It’s not good at all. The stable burned down yesterday, the horses had to be put down due to their injuries and I broke my leg trying to save them”. I didn't recieve any more texts from that number after this reply... I feel a little bit ashamed from that now…. But at the time we laughed quite a bit... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 August 4, 2009 My favorites are the drunk texts from granny. "i an hvngily A rally gode tmie" Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #4 August 4, 2009 Granny....drunk.....NEVER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 4, 2009 Quote Granny....drunk.....NEVER! I heard it happened once.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 August 4, 2009 Are you talking made or received? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 4, 2009 Quote Are you talking made or received? Either! post it!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Granny....drunk.....NEVER! I heard it happened once. And it will again, at Chicks Rock! Whoohoo Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Are you talking made or received? Either! post it! There is a thread...http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3505461#3505461TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 August 4, 2009 I used to *love* drunk calls from my ex (when we were together!) He was always so fucking funny!! One time he came home so drunk he could barely walk straight... He sat on the bed and he announced loudly: "you're in SO MUCH TROUBLE - I'm gonna fuck you until you zzz... ... ..." He actually fell asleep in the middle of the sentence!!! Ah ha ha ha!!! He was pretty much comatose for the next 14 hours.. That's not precisely what he said, but for the life of me I can't remember his exact words.. Shame.. It was actually funnier. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 August 4, 2009 Quote I used to *love* drunk calls from my ex (when we were together!) He was always so fucking funny!! One time he came home so drunk he could barely walk straight... He sat on the bed and he announced loudly: "you're in SO MUCH TROUBLE - I'm gonna fuck you until you zzz... ... ..." He actually fell asleep in the middle of the sentence!!! Ah ha ha ha!!! He was pretty much comatose for the next 14 hours.. That's not precisely what he said, but for the life of me I can't remember his exact words.. Shame.. It was actually funnier. That was me on my wedding night... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
