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I can't even pee in my backyard anymore

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I like to pee in the yard when possible. It's the environmentally correct thing to do (and kind of fun). Living kind of in the boonies, it's not normally a big deal, but I might have been spotted a couple minutes ago. Too many people moving to the boonies. Fuckers.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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I know what you mean...Peeing along side the road is a lost art too I think....you do the open door thing and pretend you're tightening the gas cap or something when cars go by, problem solved...In the yard I like to pee in the garden....nitrogen makes the corn grow, If people see you peeing in your yard just ARCH more, you're a skydiver for Chrisssake!:P

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Should have bought more of the "Boonies" :|



exactly why when I bought my house, I found the property line was only 5 feet off the garage wall, and the adjacent lot was vacant, and for sale. So I snapped that up too. It's mostly wooded, so I have gone over to the edge many times to let loose while working outside.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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