turtlespeed 226 #1 August 7, 2009 . . . When ______________________. when you wake up and say good morning to your girlfriend . . . and your wife asked who you are talking to.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #2 August 7, 2009 Doh...you didn't...did you?Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 7, 2009 QuoteDoh...you didn't...did you? No. I have never had both at the same time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #4 August 7, 2009 Quote . . . When ______________________. you come over a hill on the road doing 95 in a 55 and spot a trooper in a Dodge Challenger pointing a radar gun at you (and he is smiling). "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #5 August 7, 2009 Quote you come over a hill on the road doing 95 in a 55 and spot a trooper in a Dodge Challenger pointing a radar gun at you (and he is smiling). Dodge Challenger = 152mph ZX11 with unrestricted carbs 178+ mph..... Not a problem! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #6 August 7, 2009 When you volunteer to work - your normal "day off" - on promise of compensatory time off ... some time in the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #7 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote you come over a hill on the road doing 95 in a 55 and spot a trooper in a Dodge Challenger pointing a radar gun at you (and he is smiling). Dodge Challenger = 152mph ZX11 with unrestricted carbs 178+ mph..... Not a problem! Motorola radio = ?speed?... problem returns. "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 August 7, 2009 You know you are screwed when you realize that the only living creature in your life that gives a rats ass about you is you fish and the poor thing is sick and may have to be put to sleep.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 August 7, 2009 QuoteYou know you are screwed when you realize that the only living creature in your life that gives a rats ass about you is you fish and the poor thing is sick and may have to be put to sleep..... Yep - you're screwed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 August 7, 2009 when the moderators send you a group message on your facebook, yahoo, and PM account asking and pleading for a day off. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 August 7, 2009 QuoteQuoteYou know you are screwed when you realize that the only living creature in your life that gives a rats ass about you is you fish and the poor thing is sick and may have to be put to sleep..... Yep - you're screwed. Yeah this close -><- to a divorce, and the one creature who I use to confide in is sick and I may have to put him to sleep....yeah I'm screwed.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #12 August 7, 2009 not to sound like a douche or anything... but instead of putting a fish to sleep.. why not flush it?"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dks13827 3 #13 August 7, 2009 on your water jump when your T-10 opens into a complete ball of trash and you look down at your soaking wet belly reserve ( from the previous load). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #14 August 7, 2009 Ding, ding, ding! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #15 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote Doh...you didn't...did you? No. I have never had both at the same time. Why not? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 August 7, 2009 Quotenot to sound like a douche or anything... but instead of putting a fish to sleep.. why not flush it? because you don't do that to a friendLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #17 August 7, 2009 Quote when the moderators send you a group message on your facebook, yahoo, and PM account asking and pleading for a day off. Hmm ... who is the one "screwed" here? It's not you ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 August 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Doh...you didn't...did you? No. I have never had both at the same time. Why not? O Because that would be: 1) Disrespectful 2) Morally wrong I might not have been the best husband - but I was always faithful.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #19 August 7, 2009 Quote I might not have been the best husband - but I was always faithful. Awwwwwwwww, ain't he a sweety? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 August 7, 2009 .... When the wife tells you that you are!!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #21 August 7, 2009 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 August 7, 2009 Quote.... When the wife tells you that you are!!! And you know this by when she says, "Fine!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 August 7, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou know you are screwed when you realize that the only living creature in your life that gives a rats ass about you is you fish and the poor thing is sick and may have to be put to sleep..... Yep - you're screwed. Yeah this close -><- to a divorce, and the one creature who I use to confide in is sick and I may have to put him to sleep....yeah I'm screwed. If he's listening to you whine I'm guessing it's a suicide.. .Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgigirlie 0 #24 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote You know you are screwed when you realize that the only living creature in your life that gives a rats ass about you is you fish and the poor thing is sick and may have to be put to sleep..... Yep - you're screwed. Yeah this close -> If he's listening to you whine I'm guessing it's a suicide.. . I just about spat water all over my keyboard. That's fuckin' funny (and true (and insensitive but still funny and true))."If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." ~Catherine Aird Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 August 8, 2009 Quote I just about spat water all over my keyboard. That's fuckin' funny (and true (and insensitive but still funny and true)). Oh. I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound insensitive. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
