happythoughts 0 #26 August 8, 2009 ...when you are so lazy that you buy one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #27 August 8, 2009 OMG LMFAO!Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #28 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Doh...you didn't...did you? No. I have never had both at the same time. Why not? O Because that would be: 1) Disrespectful 2) Morally wrong I might not have been the best husband - but I was always faithful. It's not cheating if she's there with ya... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #29 August 8, 2009 As a kid/teenager: when your parents summon you by your full name (including middle name if applicable)!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote you come over a hill on the road doing 95 in a 55 and spot a trooper in a Dodge Challenger pointing a radar gun at you (and he is smiling). Dodge Challenger = 152mph ZX11 with unrestricted carbs 178+ mph..... Not a problem! Motorola radio: 186,000 mps (miles per second) Problem... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #31 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote you come over a hill on the road doing 95 in a 55 and spot a trooper in a Dodge Challenger pointing a radar gun at you (and he is smiling). Dodge Challenger = 152mph ZX11 with unrestricted carbs 178+ mph..... Not a problem! Motorola= much faster Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote I just about spat water all over my keyboard. That's fuckin' funny (and true (and insensitive but still funny and true)). Oh. I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound insensitive. Awwe, that's OK - we know you couldn't help it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #33 August 8, 2009 ... when skymama strarts putting up threads asking for people's help to keep an eye on you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #34 August 8, 2009 Quote ... when skymama strarts putting up threads asking for people's help to keep an eye on you! I was just about ready to post the same thing..[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 August 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I just about spat water all over my keyboard. That's fuckin' funny (and true (and insensitive but still funny and true)). Oh. I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound insensitive. Awwe, that's OK - we know you couldn't help it. Are you doubting my sincerity? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 August 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I just about spat water all over my keyboard. That's fuckin' funny (and true (and insensitive but still funny and true)). Oh. I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound insensitive. Awwe, that's OK - we know you couldn't help it. Are you doubting my sincerity? Sincerity? No - Not your sincerity - We know you didn't mean to . . . you just couldn't help it. Would you doubt the sincerity of a mentally challenged person? NO. It works similarly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #37 August 10, 2009 Quote As a kid/teenager: when your parents summon you by your full name (including middle name if applicable)!!! As an adult: When the IRS summons you by your full name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
