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virgin-burner

burial or cremation!?

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Um, other would have to be the case...I'm freaking invincible, don't you know this?!?!
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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Torch me,please;):)
Bry



How do you make Bry go Woof . . .

A gallon of high octane gasoline applied directly to Bry, and a lighter -

WOOF!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't especially care.. So long as the people who love me are happy.. Mom comes to mind.. If she outlives me, she would be upset by cremation.. Otherwise, whatever my survivors want to do.

The only thing I'm afraid of doing is identifying myself as an organ donor.. I somehow think that gives doctors a bit of an incentive to pull the plug early to save some other patient they like more :D:D:S But I wouldn't like to waste anything that could be useful to someone else.


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"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I don't especially care.. So long as the people who love me are happy.. Mom comes to mind.. If she outlives me, she would be upset by cremation.. Otherwise, whatever my survivors want to do.

The only thing I'm afraid of doing is identifying myself as an organ donor.. I somehow think that gives doctors a bit of an incentive to pull the plug early to save some other patient they like more :D:D:S But I wouldn't like to waste anything that could be useful to someone else.


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Well - yeah - from what i have seen - you have some nice organs too.:$
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't especially care.. So long as the people who love me are happy.. Mom comes to mind.. If she outlives me, she would be upset by cremation.. Otherwise, whatever my survivors want to do.

The only thing I'm afraid of doing is identifying myself as an organ donor.. I somehow think that gives doctors a bit of an incentive to pull the plug early to save some other patient they like more :D:D:S But I wouldn't like to waste anything that could be useful to someone else.


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Well - yeah - from what i have seen - you have some nice organs too.:$



:$:$:$ Well, yes.. I *do* have a very sexy pancreas :D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I don't especially care.. So long as the people who love me are happy.. Mom comes to mind.. If she outlives me, she would be upset by cremation.. Otherwise, whatever my survivors want to do.

The only thing I'm afraid of doing is identifying myself as an organ donor.. I somehow think that gives doctors a bit of an incentive to pull the plug early to save some other patient they like more :D:D:S But I wouldn't like to waste anything that could be useful to someone else.


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Well - yeah - from what i have seen - you have some nice organs too.:$



:$:$:$ Well, yes.. I *do* have a very sexy pancreas :D:D:D


Ooooooh and your liver . . . Where's my Chianti?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well - let us know - cuz someone is allowed to tap that just after.



:o:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: How quickly I forget...


Repressed might be a better word. ;)

Turn me into a human muppet. As decomposition sets in they could use me for zombie movies... :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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P.S. that must be done WITHOUT any accompanying chant of Him him Etc etc... ( i can get with that nostalgic phrase, for a millenium jump or for another skydiving accomplishment... But i cringe... i mean CRINGE... if i hear it at a jumpers memorial service..... especially if that service is attended by NOn jumper members of the departeds' family...
( who may NOT "get " the "meaning' of the words...).
.... just the kinda guy i AM...

jt
scr scs nscr



Good luck with that. ;)

Hopefully it can be explained to the family it's an endearing thing. Such as still calling a dead muff brother an asshole.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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fire up the furnace

throw half the ashes at sea where my dad is, do what you want with the rest, and have a party with the money saved on the casket and plot, put my rig in the rental fleet and let the college kids use it for free
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Well, ash dives are typically more accepted then having your jump buddies take your corpse up on one last jump...and letting it burn...

(it scares the whuffos)



A buddy had his g/f give him the "me or skydiving because you'll die" speech.

We threw a dummy in my buddy's gear off the roof.
Then, stretched him out on the ground and packed
his rig with him in it.

Then, we rode to altitude and tossed him out.

Later, he sent her the video. "See? I'll keep skydiving
even after I'm dead."
(The relationship was probably irretrievable before that anyway.)
:)

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Well, ash dives are typically more accepted then having your jump buddies take your corpse up on one last jump...and letting it burn...

(it scares the whuffos)



A buddy had his g/f give him the "me or skydiving because you'll die" speech.

We threw a dummy in my buddy's gear off the roof.
Then, stretched him out on the ground and packed
his rig with him in it.

Then, we rode to altitude and tossed him out.

Later, he sent her the video. "See? I'll keep skydiving
even after I'm dead."
(The relationship was probably irretrievable before that anyway.)
:)


Classic! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Hmmm i guess i spend to much time being deployed over seas so i always figure sometime eventully someone will get lucky and there wont be enough to stick in the ground and and wont make senc to put in a casket to burn so i would choose, to someone us my life insurance to buy a grill and cremat me on that.

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I would only ask one more thing. Take me on one more sky dive. I asked the widow of my friend if I could get some ashes. I wanted to get one of those military style plastic ear plug cotainers with chain for rifle range training. That way he could be taken on many jumps after the ashes drop.She said he was in a sealed container that was illegal to open.
As long as you pass out "TIC-TACKS at my wake behind "K-MARTS" and sing a real loud "HIM" I'll be happy

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I guess I'd rather be buried. But in an Arab or Jewish style. Wooden casket, vault if required that is open on the bottom.

No hermetically sealed coffin or vault. Rather have aerobic decay than anaerobic. Think compost versus the meat package left in the car.

Beside, my urn would rattle with the metal.
I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
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FAA DPRE

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well, what would you want!?

personally, i like the forest cemetaries where they bury your ashes in the roots of a tree in a urn that will rot away in a couple of weeks; that, or get my ashes sent out to as many DZ's as possible! :)



Cremation - I'm headed for the Big Fires after death anyways.[:/]
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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