Advice....

[Dumpster 0]

My Dad on Adivce:

Fools won't heed it.
Wise men don't need it.
And your family will just just throw it back in your face.

(Not all the time, but you know..)

'nuff said.

Easy Does It

[warpedskydiver 0]

Don't spunk in her eye, that way she can still gaze at you adoringly while she throats it like a cheap whore.

Great advice.

[wmw999 2,589]

If you have advice, give when it isn't needed. That way you'll only pass on more important stuff, and it might actually do some good when the situation comes up.

Once it's needed, it's too late, and you have to wait for the person to ask.

Oh -- and never call it advice. It's information they can use in making their own decision.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Don't spunk in her eye, that way she can still gaze at you adoringly while she throats it like a cheap whore.

Great advice.

I think I saw that on a billboard.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[warpedskydiver 0]

DeBeers billboard?

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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DeBeers billboard?

Exactly!! One carat every time you get an eye glued shut.

Always be kinder than you feel.