It's fare in love and war

[rapter 0]

When girls don't put out!!



Girls --
Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite
figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening
last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want
you to hold me.'

I said,
'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says
the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department
where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey..' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Only the good die young, so I have found immortality,

[Heatmiser 0]

If god is a chick, you are in deep shit!

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[wmw999 2,589]

I've heard it before, and it's still funny

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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If god is a chick, you are in deep shit!

For that and other things,..........

Only the good die young, so I have found immortality,

[turtlespeed 226]

What exactly is thius fare that you speak of - and is there a sliding scale?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What exactly is thius fare that you speak of - and is there a sliding scale?

$20 short time, $100 all night.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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What exactly is thius fare that you speak of - and is there a sliding scale?

$20 short time, $100 all night.

Cash or credit card?

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[dks13827 3]

$100 - $250 short time,,, $750 all night, $1500 for the weekend. Hey, I looked it up !!!

[popsjumper 2]

Just think! You could have been rich and retired by now!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Zep 0]

I say fuck em, while there are dogs on the street who needs them,
One the other hand we are screwed,

Gone fishing

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[JohnMitchell 16]

Like Rod Stewart sang ,
"Don't ever lose your head
to a woman that'll spend your bread."

Words to live buy.