JoeQ.Public 0 #26 August 14, 2009 You have never had good sex till someone has called 911 either to break it up or for an injury afterward. Mine is after she has gotten hers, from behind,butt propped up,her arms behind her with wrists interlocked.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #27 August 14, 2009 It's called the Dirty Sanchez!Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #28 August 14, 2009 >>you know eyes are the nipples of the face... Bwahahaha-now there's a note to self...... yeah- I'll remember that next time I am talking to a client Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 August 14, 2009 QuoteCall me boring, but I like missionary ... Being able to kiss and look into my lover's eyes ... O So - the whole, "(getting taken from behind) Don't look at me!" , I told you not to look at me 'Bad Girl!' " thing doesn't do it for you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 August 14, 2009 Quote Lick & Snort?? Holy fuck - what happens if he sneezes? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #31 August 14, 2009 Ah...just rub one out and....do it again! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #32 August 14, 2009 >I don't know ... but I can't take it ... I haven't had any in months I can't believe no one offering to solve that dilemma for you at a local DZ. or the big city.... knockout that you are- you must be turning them all away Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 August 14, 2009 Quote >I don't know ... but I can't take it ... I haven't had any in months I can't believe no one offering to solve that dilemma for you at a local DZ. or the big city.... knockout that you are- you must be turning them all away Meh - all she likes is missionary . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #34 August 14, 2009 >.....missionary you're bad she likes tequila with tequila all things are possible Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 August 14, 2009 Quote >.....missionary you're bad she likes tequila with tequila all things are possible I think she mentioned that RB and vodka is the beginning to the experimental stage - don't know what she meant on that one - but I'd be willing to observe and find out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #36 August 14, 2009 >but I'd be willing to observe and find out. yes- for science of courselab coat- check goggles -check clip board- check lube -check rubber chicken- yep Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 August 14, 2009 Quote >but I'd be willing to observe and find out. yes- for science of courselab coat- check goggles -check clip board- check lube -check rubber chicken- yep Jellybeans - Spoon.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #38 August 14, 2009 -a peeled potato -Derek Jeeter bobble head dollBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 August 14, 2009 Quote-a peeled potato -Derek Jeeter bobble head doll 3 medium sized jaw breakers - 2 small kitchen bagsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 August 14, 2009 Quote -a peeled potato -A-Rod Derek Jeeter bobble head blow up doll Fixed it for ya. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #41 August 14, 2009 Ritz crackers and cheddar jalapeno dip a 1967 electrolux vacuum cleanerBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #42 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote -a peeled potato -A-Rod Derek Jeeter bobble head blow up doll Fixed it for ya. You need an A-rod BlowUp Doll? Hmmm - I think I'd want to see that . . . For about the same reason that you would go to haunted houses.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote -a peeled potato -A-Rod Derek Jeeter bobble head blow up doll Fixed it for ya. You need an A-rod BlowUp Doll? Hmmm - I think I'd want to see that . . . For about the same reason that you would go to haunted houses. I don't *need* one... but it wouldn't hurt to have it in the house for extreme emergengies.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #44 August 14, 2009 Billyvance already showed you the answer. Real dolls What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 August 14, 2009 Quote Billyvance already showed you the answer. Real dolls $5500 is a lot of Sebastian invasion and Puerto Rico money. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #46 August 14, 2009 I don't play favoritesBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #47 August 14, 2009 No shit! To the OP, is there a name for the position using the swing? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #48 August 14, 2009 just for your pleasure- -jumper cables -a bag of Lee Travino signature golf clubs have a good weekend yallBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 August 14, 2009 Quote just for your pleasure- -jumper cables -a bag of Ping Lee Travino signature golf clubs have a good weekend yall Fixed it again. You have a nice weekend also!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote just for your pleasure- -jumper cables -a bag of Ping Lee Travino signature golf clubs have a good weekend yall Fixed it again. You have a nice weekend also!! McGregorsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
