shah269 0 #1 August 18, 2009 How long to recover from a broken tib fib that got roded through the knee? It’s been 4 weeks and I’m going nuts! I just want to be able to walk again and bring my own darn beer from the fridge.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 August 18, 2009 Move the fridge next to your chair in the living room. Sorry, I got nothing. Never fucked up that badly. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3 August 18, 2009 Are you whining again!!!!Go fracture your back in a few places and then we can talk,oh and bust up your face and have a couple of plates put inSheesh.......... Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 August 18, 2009 Quote Move the fridge next to your chair in the living room. Sorry, I got nothing. Never fucked up that badly. Oh yeah rub it in! Maybe I'll buy me one of them mini fridges It's been about 6ish weeks and I'm just going nuts. The bone looks cool, as in I can put weight on it but man the knee WOW that hurts! What do they do to your knee when you are under? And why was the Dr zipping up when I was comming to? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 August 18, 2009 Quote Go fracture your back in a few places and then we can talk,oh and bust up your face and have a couple of plates put inBry Yeah but you make it look so easy. Yeah don't mind that...that's held on by super glue and a half a roll of duck tape....oh no....I broke that while trying to take a piss in an 747 as we were coming in for a landing. And hay did you have to tip your anesthesiologist ? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #6 August 18, 2009 I am the opposite of accident prone. I get away with shit normal people would screw themselves up attempting. In fact!....Jules stole my mother fuckin wallet!www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #7 August 18, 2009 get one of these you broken lazy bastard...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3EWhy not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 August 18, 2009 There're 2 types of people ... those that have accidents and those that never do anything worthwhile. Suck it up and wait..... Oh and lurn how to say - "Woman... fetch me another damned beer ........ please" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 August 18, 2009 I can still get up and get my own beer but I still want one of those!!Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 August 18, 2009 Quote get one of these you broken lazy bastard...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E So that's how Stone Cold Steve Austin practiced catching those tossed beer cans for the WWE shows! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 August 18, 2009 Quote I can still get up and get my own beer Bry Oh you so suck! Yeah rub it in Tinman! Hay Bry now that you are something like 80% metal by weight.....are you worried about lightning strikes?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #12 August 18, 2009 Quote Quote I can still get up and get my own beer Bry Oh you so suck! Yeah rub it in Tinman! Hay Bry now that you are something like 80% metal by weight.....are you worried about lightning strikes? Why would he be worried? thats the only chance he has of being able to travel back to the future...Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #13 August 18, 2009 They say it never strike twice in the same placeDidn't I tell you about the time I got stuck by lighting??Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 August 18, 2009 Quote They say it never strike twice in the same placeDidn't I tell you about the time I got stuck by lighting??Bry Knowing your accident history? Was it during a pie eating contest? Were you trying to eat pie to the extream? I have this immage now of you, as a Tesla coil / lightning rod during a lightning strom. Screaming "I'm not a lightning rod!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 August 19, 2009 Took my first steps today! Woo hoo! Ok they were in the pool but still...woo hoo! One step closer to being able to go to the kitchen and getting my own damn beer!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #16 August 19, 2009 QuoteTook my first steps today! Woo hoo! Ok they were in the pool but still...woo hoo! One step closer to being able to go to the kitchen and getting my own damn beer! Keep 6 pack in the pool. Problem solved ;D~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #17 August 19, 2009 Hey.. DUDE! it's........ HEY! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 August 19, 2009 Quote Hey.. DUDE! it's........ HEY! No dude it's hay as in most of you seem to be crashing into the hay Six pack in the condo pool? Now that there is a smart man! I'm sure I would make lots of friends! But OUCH! Now that I'm sitting my thigh hurts like hell. All those toxins from the muscles degrading are being liberated and man do they hurt! For you guys and gals who have had more serious injury my hats off to you!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 August 19, 2009 quit your whining, your own damn fault.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #20 August 19, 2009 My back is killin me!! My knee's just thumping away not to mention the servere pain when I try to move it!! Damn does my face hurt those plates just never let up!! My pelvis is aching from those damn pins and plates My arm hurts every time I try and lift something over 10 lbs My big toe got stepped on yesterday!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #21 August 19, 2009 i have mosquito-bites! "ouchy-ouchy-ouchy, they itch, i scratch myself wound, god-damn, if only someone invented something to protect me from them!! how about some ground-to-air missiles to shoot them down!!!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #22 August 19, 2009 VB they got these bug air bags now. If there is an impending impact with a bug of any sorts they inflate around your body completely to keep said insect from even getting a chance to bite you!! I hear it's a bit bulky to strap to your body but never have to worry about another bug biteBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 August 19, 2009 where can i get one of those!? you know, i'm just trying to protect myself from bugs, you know, i dont have no game so i must be an engineer, but i think about things like that constantly.. i hope the ladys appreciate my efforts tough! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #24 August 19, 2009 You have to go to the Soccer Mom's DepotI seen they have a sale on them this week...no coupon needed just have to go in there whining!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 August 19, 2009 forgot to mention, i'm really good at whining too! do i get two!? my damn wife probably also wants one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
