banesanura 1 #1 August 24, 2009 I love this website. www.fmylife.com Here are some of my own (past and present): Today I had the cable guy coming to fix our cable, being single for three years I decided to dress up and look nice "just in case" I opened the door to find the cable guy is an overweight older female. FML Today my boyfriend came in from out of town. We went to the apple store to buy him a new iphone. He touched it more than he's touched me all week. FML Today my boyfriend called me a controlling bitch. I'm a professional dominatrix. FMLBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 August 24, 2009 Quote Today my boyfriend came in from out of town. We went to the apple store to buy him a new iphone. He touched it more than he's touched me all week. FML That's just not right. Hmmm, do you turn on as quick as an iphone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 August 24, 2009 I though he was a Ranger, he should have done you so hard that you could not sit down and postGeez what is the world coming to? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 August 24, 2009 He is! But he got out of school and didn't have the energy... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #5 August 24, 2009 taken from fmylife.com: Quote Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML i love typos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,489 #6 August 24, 2009 QuoteI'm a professional dominatrix. FML That why you're pissing in our ears? Exactly how much is a golden shower these days? Send checkNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
