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That is so totally not what I am saying at all. The quote goes like this," a lady in the street, a freak in the sheets." It symboliez, at least to me, that a even though you are a lady, you can also be a freak in other areas in your life. Do not limit yourself. See I am on your side!

It is easy to find a woman, but getting harder to find a lady now'a'days.



ah....k....then I take back my earlier irritation. :)
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I just think the lovely Cora deserves someone who can get her name right.

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:$ Thanks, Spence!

Oh...and if there's an inside joke...it's so inside even I missed it. :S
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That is so totally not what I am saying at all. The quote goes like this," a lady in the street, a freak in the sheets." It symboliez, at least to me, that a even though you are a lady, you can also be a freak in other areas in your life. Do not limit yourself. See I am on your side!

It is easy to find a woman, but getting harder to find a lady now'a'days.



ah....k....then I take back my earlier irritation. :)
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Aah, I don't buy it. I think the word backpeddling might apply.;)

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I just think the lovely Cora deserves someone who can get her name right



However, and no disrespect intended, as she's not a guy, Kathy has negelected the following:

Choking the Chicken
Milking the Turkey
Pounding the Duck
or
Playing Pocket Pool (special thanks to Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, RIP).

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clicking the mouse

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i think it works better if you double click it;)



Why limit it to just once or twice? I am still young, maybe you can't since ur, GASP, "older" ;):o:P
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I just think the lovely Cora deserves someone who can get her name right.

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:$ Thanks, Spence!

Oh...and if there's an inside joke...it's so inside even I missed it. :S



Whoever came up with the "inside joke" idea once again missed it by a mile....geez.

OK...I was WAAAAY too abstract and/or obtuse for some so here's an explanation.

I used a bogus name trying to imply that it was someone else I was jokingly "fantasizing" about when all along it was Cora I was jokingly talking to...which by way of course would raise the question in her mind, "Is it ME or someone else that he is really fantasizing about?"

...and I'm NOT going to answer that question, Cora...you just keep on wondering...

:D:D;)
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[replyI used a bogus name trying to imply that it was someone else I was jokingly "fantasizing" about when all along it was Cora I was jokingly talking to...which by way of course would raise the question in her mind, "Is it ME or someone else that he is really fantasizing about?"

...and I'm NOT going to answer that question, Cora...you just keep on wondering...

:D:D;)

That might have had more credence if you used an unfamiliar name like Gloria or Eugenia or some other name that's not as well known as Jean:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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:D I'm glad you and other guys are tossing in "nicknames" as well. It's exceptionally entertaining. :D

Here in OZ we just call it Wanking, or flogging yourself:ph34r:
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ah... the joys of being a semi cute nerd that read alot of books about sex, that and had a great time with one older gal (me 19... she was 32)

school who? ur mom? :P
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ah... the joys of being a semi cute nerd that read alot of books about sex, that and had a great time with one older gal (me 19... she was 32)

school who? ur mom? :P



:D:D:D:D:D

OMG!!! I'm dying here. READING ABOUT SEX?!?!?!

:D:D:D:D:D
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I'm a fan of "flickin' the bean." :DB|



I'm partial to the term "Phoning the Czar" myself...:S:DB|

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