freeflir29 0 #26 October 7, 2006 Quotehow would you feel if you knew that you were the object of one's masturbation fantasies? For women...........I think it's safe for them to assume they are the object of mine sooner or later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #27 October 7, 2006 I'm waiting on a reply from Jean...before I continue..uh...continue....oh nevermind.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #28 October 7, 2006 Maybe you should get her name right first. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 October 7, 2006 QuoteMaybe you should get her name right first. It's HIS fantasy. He can call her whatever he wants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #30 October 7, 2006 QuoteMaybe you should get her name right first. .Maybe he's thinking of Amazon, when he thinks those thoughts You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #31 October 7, 2006 NAME: ladyskydiver So much for the lady part.... Consolation: at least she is a freak in the sheets!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteMaybe you should get her name right first. It's HIS fantasy. He can call her whatever he wants. That's why it's best to call them "Honey". No mistakes at an "important moment". "Ooooh Betty, you are sooo sexy" "Who the hell is Betty?" One lesson that I learned from New Years Eve - if you call all the women "Jean", you have a 70% chance of being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #33 October 7, 2006 QuoteNAME: ladyskydiver So much for the lady part.... Consolation: at least she is a freak in the sheets! Oh? So you're trying to say that a lady doesn't do those things? Pleasure is something only to be enjoyed by men? Women are not allowed pleasure? Interesting...think I'm going to stop my response here before I get banned for the 1st time. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #34 October 7, 2006 QuoteJean, you and I need to have a private round table discussion. When can I come...er, arrive at your house? I'll have to direct Amazon to this thread so that she can respond to you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #35 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuote There are just some things mom does not need to know. Just as well, I don't think I have any pictures. I don't think....oh...wait....you don't have any pictures from when I was initiating any Rodriguez brothers do you? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #36 October 7, 2006 OK...so I can't deal with my own fantasies in my own way? How 'bout I just re-name her Julie? ..and no...you're hi-jacking my post by directing to Amazon. Maybe I should have chosen "Toni"..I've always been partial to Antoinette anyway My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #37 October 7, 2006 I just think the lovely Cora deserves someone who can get her name right. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 October 7, 2006 Spanking the Monkey!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 October 7, 2006 QuoteHow 'bout I just re-name her Julie? He then has the right to punch you in the face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amibovered 0 #40 October 7, 2006 Tickeling y'grisell If theirs a hell bellow, We're all gonna go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #41 October 7, 2006 Here's a few more terms..... 3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle (Hope you don't find any aircraft in there!) Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers *note: for the record. I need to have knowledge of these terms for *ahem* work related issues . But.... From a health and wellness standpoint, I see no reason why any woman (lady or otherwise) shouldn't know how to take care of herself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 October 7, 2006 QuoteHere's a few more terms..... Somebody has done an in-depth study, I see. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #43 October 7, 2006 QuoteI just think the lovely Cora deserves someone who can get her name right. . Sorry you missed the humor, Chris.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #44 October 7, 2006 I guess I missed something.I was just busting your chops because you got the name wrong.Inside jokes are a blast.Oh,and someone three posts up has way too much free time. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 October 7, 2006 QuoteOh,and someone three posts up has way too much free time. No doubt.................she should masturbate more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #46 October 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteNAME: ladyskydiver So much for the lady part.... Consolation: at least she is a freak in the sheets! Oh? So you're trying to say that a lady doesn't do those things? Pleasure is something only to be enjoyed by men? Women are not allowed pleasure? Interesting...think I'm going to stop my response here before I get banned for the 1st time. That is so totally not what I am saying at all. The quote goes like this," a lady in the street, a freak in the sheets." It symboliez, at least to me, that a even though you are a lady, you can also be a freak in other areas in your life. Do not limit yourself. See I am on your side! It is easy to find a woman, but getting harder to find a lady now'a'daysLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #47 October 7, 2006 Always Remeber, never Forget: http://www.ceilingcat.com/It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #48 October 7, 2006 QuoteOh,and someone three posts up has way too much free time. . Intellectual reasons. It's my job to know that job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #49 October 7, 2006 QuoteIntellectual reasons. It's my job to know that job I hope you at least had hands on training Okay off topic kinda, but after looking at them all day, with well issues (as arent most appts cause the woman has problems) arent you sick of your own? Ive always wonderedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #50 October 7, 2006 I once looked at my hand and asked myself, "Why do women use these two fingers?" Then I remembered, because they're mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lisamariewillbe 1 #49 October 7, 2006 QuoteIntellectual reasons. It's my job to know that job I hope you at least had hands on training Okay off topic kinda, but after looking at them all day, with well issues (as arent most appts cause the woman has problems) arent you sick of your own? Ive always wonderedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 October 7, 2006 I once looked at my hand and asked myself, "Why do women use these two fingers?" Then I remembered, because they're mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
