ladyskydiver 0 #1 October 7, 2006 My mom and I got into a discussion and somehow what people call masturbation got into the discussion. I suggested a smart ass comment to something that she had been told and she didn't understand what "two finger tango" meant. So, I'm trying to tell mom the various ways that it's referred to now-a-days. I told her: two finger tango killing kittens making puppies rubbing one out What else is there? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 October 7, 2006 I'm a fan of "flickin' the bean." "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 October 7, 2006 Damn, you beat me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #4 October 7, 2006 QuoteI'm a fan of "flickin' the bean." I don't think I have laughed so hard!! Not sure why it shocked me you said that!!! I know better!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 October 7, 2006 I'm totaly surprised that a Thread by Cora on mastubation did not go FLAMMING in 2 minutes Thankyou Cora, mental images rock You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #6 October 7, 2006 QuoteI'm totaly surprised that a Thread by Cora on mastubation did not go FLAMMING in 2 minutes Thankyou Cora, mental images rock Well...keep in mind that over here, it's late on a Friday night. Now if I had titled it "I was masturbating and wondering....," it probably would have flammed by now. (Oh...and no, I'm not...at least not right now......I'm sitting in my PJ's, drinking a Mudslide and relaxing from work.)Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 October 7, 2006 come and chat :)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 October 7, 2006 Seriously ... your one of his 4 daydreams dont tell him I told youSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #9 October 7, 2006 QuoteSeriously ... your one of his 4 daydreams dont tell him I told you I'm someone's daydream? Not sure how to react. Hugs, hon! Hope your knee is feeling better.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 October 7, 2006 Yes , I shouldnt tell how he describes yoour booty... but then again im on pain killers and eating a alcoholic snow cone Love you Bunny Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 October 7, 2006 Cora knows she is top of my list, and has been for yearsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 October 7, 2006 I have pictures of her in leathers Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 October 7, 2006 QuoteI have pictures of her in leathers you know my email addy so why you wating You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 October 7, 2006 It's good that you're a vet student now. You don't have to explain to mom why you have a leash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 October 7, 2006 QuoteIt's good that you're a vet student now. You don't have to explain to mom why you have a leash. I have dreams of being on that leash You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #16 October 7, 2006 QuoteIt's good that you're a vet student now. You don't have to explain to mom why you have a leash. There are just some things mom does not need to know. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 October 7, 2006 Quote There are just some things mom does not need to know. Just as well, I don't think I have any pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #18 October 7, 2006 Whoo hooo something I know alot about!!!!! spanking the skid plate diddlin the dinker crankin clitty clitty bang bang I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 October 7, 2006 QuoteWhoo hooo something I know alot about!!!!! spanking the skid plate diddlin the dinker crankin clitty clitty bang bang there was a thread a while back that probably listed over 50 different ways to say "masturbation".... if anyone wants to go fishing for it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 October 7, 2006 You can find a COUPLE referneces here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 October 7, 2006 man of man... clicking the mouseLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 October 7, 2006 Billy said "fishing"...how appropriate. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #23 October 7, 2006 Clicking the mouse.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 October 7, 2006 Jean, you and I need to have a private round table discussion. When can I come...er, arrive at your house?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 October 7, 2006 ...and one other thing...how would you feel if you knew that you were the object of one's masturbation fantasies? ..just asking. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites