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ladyskydiver

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:D My mom and I got into a discussion and somehow what people call masturbation got into the discussion. I suggested a smart ass comment to something that she had been told and she didn't understand what "two finger tango" meant. :$

So, I'm trying to tell mom the various ways that it's referred to now-a-days. I told her:

  • two finger tango
  • killing kittens
  • making puppies
  • rubbing one out

    What else is there? :D
    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
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    I'm totaly surprised that a Thread by Cora on mastubation did not go FLAMMING in 2 minutes


    Thankyou Cora,:$:$:$ mental images rock :$
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    I'm totaly surprised that a Thread by Cora on mastubation did not go FLAMMING in 2 minutes


    Thankyou Cora,:$:$:$ mental images rock :$



    :$:D:$ Well...keep in mind that over here, it's late on a Friday night.

    Now if I had titled it "I was masturbating and wondering....," it probably would have flammed by now. :D:D

    (Oh...and no, I'm not...at least not right now...:)...I'm sitting in my PJ's, drinking a Mudslide and relaxing from work.)
    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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    Seriously ... your one of his 4 daydreams :|:) dont tell him I told you



    :o I'm someone's daydream? :o Not sure how to react. :D;)

    Hugs, hon! Hope your knee is feeling better.
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    It's good that you're a vet student now.

    You don't have to explain to mom why you have a leash. :ph34r:

    I have dreams of being on that leash :$
    You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
    My Life ROCKS!
    How's yours doing?

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    It's good that you're a vet student now.

    You don't have to explain to mom why you have a leash. :ph34r:



    :$:D:$ There are just some things mom does not need to know. :$
    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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    Whoo hooo something I know alot about!!!!!

    spanking the skid plate

    diddlin the dinker

    crankin clitty clitty bang bang



    there was a thread a while back that probably listed over 50 different ways to say "masturbation".... if anyone wants to go fishing for it... :D
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