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Well peeps

I just tested the local laws......

I was out cutting the grass this evening using my push reel mower with nothing but a pair of Tevas on near the road. I am behind a sparse row of pines but in full view, noticed two or three of my neighbors slowing down-I try to turn sideways when I hear a car so I don't seem like I am flashing my junk at anyone, then 15 minutes later this cop car goes by and taps the brakes, Mind you I see a cop car here once a month if that- so I just keep pushing the mower like you would push a shopping cart in the beer isle.
They keep driving, Then they turn around and slowly drive past, I look at them and just crunch down on an apple I just picked, No stop, The third time they went by -same thing. Just letting me know that they were watching me and someone called them about the naked guy outside.

Not even a warning!

SO it is legal to be naked in your yard in public view here as long as you are going about your business and not trying to flash anyone.

Now I know for sure..... and once again my neighbors can bite me!:D

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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>Send pics!!!!!!!
:D....look around:)

hey yesterday was about comfort in hot muggy weather and my rights........ not for sporting a woody just for passersby to check out:P:D

anyway you just want to see if I am outside wagging it like a loose hood ornament trying to direct traffic.B|

-cuz THAT is an arrest able offense.:D


I am just glad the police were cool- they got called out on an exposure case...checked the situation out and determined I was not a nut-bar out there flashing people on the road, and was well within my rights. I think I'll send them a donation check this year for their good work.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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that story made me chuckle..

i live on the 4th floor, my balcony facing the street and some houses.. just gotta love those naked BBQ's! :D

i couldnt really care less, for one, i doubt they'll even see me, and if they do, its probably nothing they've never seen, so what!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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>i doubt they'll even see me, and if they do, its probably nothing they've never seen, so what!?

exactly,

The more people witness this the less likely they are going to call the cops, at least here in the states.....you people are lucky over there- folks don't equate nudity with sex so much. i mean women can't even breast feed in public here without someone thinking there's something horny going on and send for the authorities....to what..... arrest the baby?:S

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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i heard so, a friend from the states was at the lake in zurich and COULDNT BELIEVE there were topless woman; if you look hard enough, you'll even find some completely in the nude..

"toddler, put you hands up and stop sucking on those boobs! you're under arrest!"

gotta be naughty minds that see something sexual in that.. :S

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Yep
Although - I do like looking at a nice pair of hoots as much as the next person but most people make an effort to try to differentiate between situations like checking out the rack thread as sexy entertainment and sitting next to a woman breast feeding and making a comment like..........."How YOU doin', that looks like fun.... mind if I join in?":D

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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