shah269 0 #101 August 25, 2009 In the shower...unless you have one of those really big showers. But your average run of the mill shower is just too small. Sauna, it's just too freaking hot in there!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #102 August 25, 2009 Quote Quote why dont you two get a room, err, elevator together!? I think he makes an excellent point, don't you Kim? Edited to add ... A skirt would probably be a necessity. Ok babe. Wearing a skirt tomorrow. Maybe we can find an elevator when we go out tomorrow night! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #103 August 25, 2009 the I suppose I should be proud...it was a damn water cooler bottle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #104 August 25, 2009 What is Divot's Mustache... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surfbum5412 0 #105 August 25, 2009 a car with the windows rolled up... ...vagina juice and latex smells AWFUL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surfbum5412 0 #106 August 25, 2009 QuoteIn the shower...unless you have one of those really big showers. But your average run of the mill shower is just too small. Sauna, it's just too freaking hot in there! shower is great. sauna sucks...especially when you're wasted and about to throw up because its sooooo damn hot, but you CAN"T stop because the last thing you need is to take a break and allow her to realize that she is making a poor decision! Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #107 August 26, 2009 Menard's is definitely not an overrated place to have sex. Learn something new every day. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #108 August 26, 2009 Quote the I suppose I should be proud...it was a damn water cooler bottle! Aren't those pretty small at the top? I'm having a hard time picturing that! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #109 August 26, 2009 Quote Menard's is definitely not an overrated place to have sex. Learn something new every day. Hey... you still didn't buy patio furniture, so Lowe's tomorrow good for you?!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #110 August 26, 2009 Think "wide mouth" - shouldn't be too much of a "stretch" for you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #111 August 26, 2009 Are you calling my hoo-haa wide? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #112 August 26, 2009 Rut Row... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #113 August 26, 2009 Can I get a reminder? It has been awhile! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #114 August 26, 2009 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #115 August 26, 2009 Quotesex on the beach is awesome. um.... sand is NOT a lubricant.* I would add "hayloft" to the list. My college roommate was about eaten to death by fleas during a tryst in a hayloft. That just doesn't sound romantic to me. *I do not know this from personal experience, but I am passing on wisdom passed to me by others who have actually tried it, and the experiences seem to be almost universally bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #116 August 27, 2009 Quote Hmm, don't know if they are rated very highly, but cars are not the best places for it. They sure have been used for it a lot, though. Small planes (think Mooney) aren't very comfortable, but at least you get to join a special club.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #117 August 27, 2009 Moneys are fast for a reason?? but you're right....those "maneuvers" are a bitch! reminds me of the Piper J-3 Cub with floats .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #118 August 27, 2009 Kitchen table/counter.. Although the memories do make you smirk when the folks come by for dinner "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #119 August 27, 2009 Any one of the 100's of locations I've done it at before... they weren't so overrated then, but they are now. It's only kinky the first time.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
