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Freedom vs responsibility

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As I've said before: I think it speaks very highly of the US Constitution that forms of expression which in many "Western democratic" nations are referred to as "criminal", are, when done in the United States, referred to by a different name: "Constitutionally-protected speech." If I may be allowed, I'm quite proud of that.

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Well we have our own stupidity as far as laws are concerned, a few from Florida.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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All sex toys are banned. georgia law.

Think of how many break this one!

I would like to be put over the task force to investigate these crimes:D:D



That one we haven't discussed at the Atlanta Citizen's Police Academy yet. :P

Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters.
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All sex toys are banned. georgia law.

Think of how many break this one!

I would like to be put over the task force to investigate these crimes:D:D



That one we haven't discussed at the Atlanta Citizen's Police Academy yet. :P


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All sex toys are banned. georgia law.

Think of how many break this one!

I would like to be put over the task force to investigate these crimes:D:D



There was a brouhaha here in Alabama about it being illegal to sell sex toys in stores. The law went after a few stores and made a big deal out of nothing. :S

Stoopidest law I've ever seen. You could go online and buy any damn toy you want. :|
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True story.

I picked up a kid that bit it hard in the main landing area= less than 50 yards to hanger.

It knocked the wind out of him pretty good, I get him in the truck & the first thing he does.....

BUCKLE UP!!! To damn funny! :ph34r::ph34r:

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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True story.

I picked up a kid that bit it hard in the main landing area= less than 50 yards to hanger.

It knocked the wind out of him pretty good, I get him in the truck & the first thing he does.....

BUCKLE UP!!! To damn funny! :ph34r::ph34r:



Nothing funny about it... He's just seen you drive!B|B|
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