d_squared431 0 #1 September 2, 2009 Here is mine... 8yr old lunchbox fiasco(liquid everywhere) He apparently was playing football with his thermos the day before and it sprung a leak, road construction in a school zone, late to work, get to work and no keys, Non stop patients from 9-12, 1-3 all the nuts had appts, giant stack of work,no online playing time for me, tuna-salad fucking with me on yahoo IM, and still another 15 minutes before I get off work, just told via email by mgr I have to stay late cause the joint commission is making surprise visit tomorrow. Our office will not pass as of right now. It is a beer or shot night tonight when i get home...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 September 2, 2009 I'd give you my beer, but I was planning on drinking it so it's just as well. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 September 2, 2009 I prescribe ten minutes with BOB set to stun in the broom closet.....that should take care of your tension for now....don't forget to fix your hair afterwards or people will suspect Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 September 2, 2009 I became a little more jaded today. This is unhealthy and not conducive to being a positive member of the human species. And I don’t foresee it improving and I fear I may become a complete ass in the not too distant future.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 September 2, 2009 Quote I fear I may become a complete ass in the not too distant future. So are you saying you've been incomplete to this point? Might as well strive for perfection. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 September 2, 2009 >a complete ass in the not too distant future. dude if anyone ever needed a flux capacitor.... it's you Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 September 2, 2009 Quote Quote I fear I may become a complete ass in the not too distant future. So are you saying you've been incomplete to this point? Might as well strive for perfection. I fear I could be worse, yes. And I don't wish to be. But the world keeps validating my jaded theories and I can't help but be more jaded.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #8 September 2, 2009 >But the world keeps validating my jaded theories and I can't help but be more jaded. C'mon Are you serious??....is this because people like us rib you so much? it's only because we know you can handle it Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 September 2, 2009 Lets make the day start at midnight... since I was up and on call. Since I was up, I did CME (continuing medical education) until 1am. GOT TO SLEEP FOR A COUPLE HOURS!! Clinic. (why was everyone late today? But, it gave me time to chat on here a bit) Lunch (shrimp day in the hospital caf.... so hospital food... AND shrimp when I'm smack dab in the middle of the country... yeah... I'm smart) Clinic Delivery Clinic Now going to see one other patient of my partners... Then.... SLEEP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 September 2, 2009 QuoteI can't help but be more jaded. There are lots of options for professional help."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 September 2, 2009 A mixed bag, some good, some bad. I prefer to dwell on the good, as it includes having an offer accepted on a new home and hope of signing the contract tonight. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #12 September 2, 2009 I didnt get the signatures I needed, no Golden Knights tryouts for me this year. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 September 2, 2009 Gorgeous home Dave!!!! Good Luck / CONGRATS!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #14 September 2, 2009 I have a secret shah... there are some not-so-happy things out there, it is rarely a fair place, and people are @$$holes. If you happen to be one that can't deal with real life, you may want to reach out to a non-public forum with less @$$holes and more sympathy. Now kick yourself in the nuts, it'll make VB happy, someone somewhere probably thinks you deserve it, and it'll momentarily take your jaded mind off your jaded pain and temporarily relieve you of your jaded view on a jaded life that is jading the universe through your jaded eyes. and to stay on topic, my day was average, some good, some neutral, some bad. beer o clock in T minus 2 hours, it will end well Jaded P.S. that house looks sick, I approve emphatically! i see entertaining value everywhere. seems like a halfway decent landing area for a bandit jump too... I'm just sayin'... So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 September 2, 2009 Quote A mixed bag, some good, some bad. I prefer to dwell on the good, as it includes having an offer accepted on a new home and hope of signing the contract tonight. That looks like a very Dave-friendly kitchen and a very guest-friendly back patio. Congrats - hope it all works out!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 September 2, 2009 I've certainly had better days. The highlight so far was when my son called me from college. He only wanted to know where I put his umbrella and the call lasted 10 seconds, but at least he called instead of texted. My thought was how many places could it be? It's a dorm room! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 September 2, 2009 Quote I have a secret shah... there are some not-so-happy things out there, Don't have youtube at work just watched BrianSGermain's Beyond Fear.....feeling more at peace with the world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 September 2, 2009 I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #19 September 2, 2009 Quote Quote I have a secret shah... there are some not-so-happy things out there, Don't have youtube at work just watched BrianSGermain's Beyond Fear.....feeling more at peace with the world. Brian is a GREAT guy. I encouraged him to come to my medical school to teach some of the students about management of fear. The focus wasn't skydiving, but fear is a fact of medical practice and I was disappointed, as a student, that this topic was NEVER addressed. I would encourage you to read more about those issues. It does help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 September 2, 2009 My day was SHIT. I'd elaborate, but why take it out on everyone else?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #21 September 2, 2009 Quote I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet. The last time I recall you using that phrase, it involved a certain redhead."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 September 2, 2009 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 September 3, 2009 What about the fear i have that i will demo a Sensei 121 made with zpX and will like it so much that i will have to buy one and then get so addicted to swooping that i will become like a vidiot or even worse, a packer? Does he have anything for that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #24 September 3, 2009 Quote What about the fear i have that i will demo a Sensei 121 made with zpX and will like it so much that i will have to buy one and then get so addicted to swooping that i will become like a vidiot or even worse, a packer? Does he have anything for that? And what is wrong with being a packer?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 September 3, 2009 packers are weird? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
