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So what are womens weaknesses then?



Are you demanding equality in matters of biology?

There are lots of studies out there about the differences between men and women. Reams of scholarly articles, as well as dozens of pop-sci books to choose from.

Have at it. Please feel free to report back with your results.
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Women works for me. :)



By some strange coincidence, "women" works for me, too!

That's why I don't appreciate lesbianism...TWO golden opportunities wasted.
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Getting over any form of bitterness towards females helps significantly as well.



Not referring to them as "females" also helps, as does getting over any idea that women are "other" and are all the same. :D


True enough, but in all fairness, I've heard plenty of conversations between women where every other sentence has the phrase "these men" (spoken with derision) in it. Seen some equivalent (or worse) comments in the Women Only forum, too. My point simply being: it works both ways.

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So what are womens weaknesses then?



they have absolutely no idea how long it takes to drive from one point to another.


and forget about asking for directions: was going to a womens apt yesterday and asked how to get there - get off the elevator on the 4th floor, turn right, then turn left

it was turn right, then right - how could something so simple get goofed up??

but I can put up with this flaw in trade for other benefits :)
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Since when did "females" become politically incorrect? Which would you prefer I used?



testicularly challenged
differently equipped
persons with vaginas


*golfclap*

(though having seen your nutwax photos one might refer to you at that time as testicularly challenged at that point, too :D)
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So what are womens weaknesses then?



I think women can get just as distracted when they feel emotional about a man as men do when they find a woman physically appealing.. The big difference is that emotional connections aren't as quick to develop as visual appeal.

Just my thery :P
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Women works for me. :)



By some strange coincidence, "women" works for me, too!

That's why I don't appreciate lesbianism...TWO golden opportunities wasted.
:D:D:D
:D:D:D
:D:D:D


I can appreciate lesbianism.
After all, I like babes, so if she also likes babes, we already have something in common!:D
(Hopefully, she plays for both teams.[:/])
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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and forget about asking for directions



Pop-sci, but very funny:

http://books.google.com/books?id=ht0WZbw0B0gC&dq=Why+Men+Don't+Listen+%26+Women+Can't+Read+Maps&source=gbs_navlinks_s

also this one, same authors:

http://books.google.com/books?id=I3Kt-uAasZoC&dq=inauthor:%22Allan+Pease%22
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So what are womens weaknesses then?



I think women can get just as distracted when they feel emotional about a man as men do when they find a woman physically appealing.. The big difference is that emotional connections aren't as quick to develop as visual appeal.
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Hay we guys can't help it if you girls are a little slow :P

Ever hear of the phrase "That woman is stunning."
Well you never hear women way "That man is stunning."

We men are running on RAM you girls are running on tape memory. We guys process information regarding some one so much faster than you girls could ever understand. That is to say the way we view life is akin to opening a can of soda. Quick fast and fizzle. While the way you women view us is akin to opening a bottle of wine. A bit more slow and deliberate and methodical leaving the real brain peralysis to occur when emotions kick in.

It's funny how different we mean and women are and yet we still find ways to make pare bonds that can last decades on end.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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So what are womens weaknesses then?



Hard to say on their behalf.

So far women:

1. ...don't lose their minds when talking to us. Well, at least not ways related to the study ;)
2. ...live longer than us.
3. ...who smoke, live longer than male smokers.
4. ...have more powerful orgasms.
5. ...can have multiple orgasms.
6. ...don't usually have to be the ones asking for a first date.
7. ...don't typically have to pay anything on said date.

Anybody else want to add something? I'm trying to think of a weakness for them, but alas, I cannot.
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Hay we guys can't help it if you girls are a little slow :P

Ever hear of the phrase "That woman is stunning."
Well you never hear women way "That man is stunning."

We men are running on RAM you girls are running on tape memory. We guys process information regarding some one so much faster than you girls could ever understand. That is to say the way we view life is akin to opening a can of soda. Quick fast and fizzle. While the way you women view us is akin to opening a bottle of wine. A bit more slow and deliberate and methodical leaving the real brain peralysis to occur when emotions kick in.

It's funny how different we mean and women are and yet we still find ways to make pare bonds that can last decades on end.



I guess the speed with which you process explains why we are also so much better at spelling than you are.
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Since when did "females" become politically incorrect? Which would you prefer I used?



testicularly challenged
differently equipped
persons with vaginas


*golfclap*

(though having seen your nutwax photos one might refer to you at that time as testicularly challenged at that point, too :D)


mentally challenged would also apply to that incident.;)


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Biology is one thing...anatomy is another.
I can appreciate the anatomical differences.
:)



Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So, last time at the Farm . . . you were just "appreciating" Bolas and his thong . . .

I understand now.:D:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I guess the speed with which you process explains why we are also so much better at spelling than you are.


Yes we think faster but you process better.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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For the sake of my vanity.... cuz most of the men that I talk to haven't lost they mind.

I'm going to argue against that study -

an "n" of 40? What kind of statistical significance can you get with 40?

(cuz I wouldn't want to discuss the "pretty woman" part) :D:D:D

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For the sake of my vanity.... cuz most of the men that I talk to haven't lost they mind.

I'm going to argue against that study -

an "n" of 40? What kind of statistical significance can you get with 40?

(cuz I wouldn't want to discuss the "pretty woman" part) :D:D:D



Oh come on!:P
We have seen those old pics of yours;
We know you have seen guys get stupid in person!:ph34r:
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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A lot of men do stumble trying to talk to a beautiful woman, but it is a learned skill, a lot like jumping out of a plane. At first, it may seem as terrifying as it is exciting, and you'll flail a bit as you launch, but with practice you learn to fly every position (even wing man) with elan. :D

I obviously talked Vskydiver into marrying me, so I know what I'm talking about.;)

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For the sake of my vanity.... cuz most of the men that I talk to haven't lost their mind.

I'm going to argue against that study -

an "n" of 40? What kind of statistical significance can you get with 40?

(cuz I wouldn't want to discuss the "pretty woman" part) :D:D:D



Oh come on!:P
We have seen those old pics of yours;
We know you have seen guys get stupid in person!:ph34r:


Yes... I've seen one or two do ... rather silly things. :D But I said MOST of the men... MOST of them don't seem to do much more than watch the short skirt walk by or glance at the view of cleavage... now, if they're thinking more distracting thoughts... I can't argue for that. But MOST seem to have it together.

Maybe it is an experience thing like John relates to... cuz otherwise how would HE even function enough to breathe... being married to such a hottie!B|B|

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