Ketia0 0 #126 September 1, 2009 But ill probably take another EV on a friday so that i can stay current. maybe sept 18th or 25th. but since im working thoughs weekends, i can only jump on friday!! Thanks Jim. but i alrady sent him the money on paypal. It looks rough, but im going to paint it!"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #127 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) A rig is going to be worth more than a Beer and a Sammich . . . There better be some cleaning involved! I didnt say she would GET the rig.. Just that after bringing me Sammiches and Beer for a while she could ASK me to buy her a rig. The answer will of course be NO being that Just had sell my own damn rig because I am flat fucking broke and had to pay my own bills. But at least this way I get a few beers and some meals out of it and THAT is what is really important here. pipes is pipes - let her clean some.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #128 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuote QuoteHandout Get a Job!! Put the two greatest minds on dizzy dot together and you come up with HANDJOB A way she can make money to buy a rig. Explains how YOU bought yer own rig...earned the money from yourself! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #129 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuote QuoteHandout Get a Job!! Put the two greatest minds on dizzy dot together and you come up with HANDJOB A way she can make money to buy a rig. Damn divot... I was mid sip on that one... diet coke through the nose hurts!!!!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #130 September 1, 2009 Quote Maybe it's the AC kicking in but....WOW...my nipples just got hard...I love how skydiving girls can just get angry like this. In a strange way it's so kinky! 0.001 sec from a restraining order, a tazing or mad humping! Oh Shah.... I am laughing my ass off over here... no anger on my part!!! I am proud of myself... Tuesday entertainment my friend... something has to get us through the work week! Hey it's a well known fact that you skydiving girls call a good tazing foreplay! Apparently the smell of burnt flesh and all that twitching and screaming gets you girls all hot in your panties! I mean girls who ride just wear riding boots and leather gloves to bed but you girls….you’re in it to leave a mark! Or maybe a bone chip!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #131 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) A rig is going to be worth more than a Beer and a Sammich . . . There better be some cleaning involved! I didnt say she would GET the rig.. Just that after bringing me Sammiches and Beer for a while she could ASK me to buy her a rig. The answer will of course be NO being that Just had sell my own damn rig because I am flat fucking broke and had to pay my own bills. But at least this way I get a few beers and some meals out of it and THAT is what is really important here. What do I get out of it? My Company. and that should be more than enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #132 September 1, 2009 And what a great 5 pges of entertainment you have started....Thanks to the new girl too...You made my work day worth working... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #133 September 1, 2009 Hey, two marriages and countless girlfriends of various quality-I'm still the best I ever hadYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #134 September 1, 2009 Quote I mean girls who ride just wear riding boots and leather gloves to bed but you girls….you’re in it to leave a mark! Or maybe a bone chip! I'm pretty sure Kim left me with a pelvic bone chip last week. That shit hurts for two days after, but it is so worth it Don't stop babydoll :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #135 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Maybe it's the AC kicking in but....WOW...my nipples just got hard...I love how skydiving girls can just get angry like this. In a strange way it's so kinky! 0.001 sec from a restraining order, a tazing or mad humping! Oh Shah.... I am laughing my ass off over here... no anger on my part!!! I am proud of myself... Tuesday entertainment my friend... something has to get us through the work week! Hey it's a well known fact that you skydiving girls call a good tazing foreplay! Apparently the smell of burnt flesh and all that twitching and screaming gets you girls all hot in your panties! I mean girls who ride just wear riding boots and leather gloves to bed but you girls….you’re in it to leave a mark! Or maybe a bone chip! Yeah yeah...we know~Foreplay to a biker chick is when ya tell her..."Nice Tooth" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #136 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote no anger on my part!!! Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Well, you are the new girl. You have a lot to learn. Why would I be angry? I have new gear, a great job and plenty of money to jump whenever I want. And you don't... maybe you should take the role as the angry one. Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #137 September 1, 2009 QuoteI'm pretty sure Kim left me with a pelvic bone chip last week. You kids should be more careful. Dont use a extra large strap-on right away.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #138 September 1, 2009 QuoteI'm still the best I ever had Ahh...nothing like screaming your own name! Extra points given for aiming for the cat.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #139 September 1, 2009 QuoteWhat do I get out of it? Training in the proper way to bring sammiches and beer-and the satisfaction that comes with fulfilling your role as a woman in the natural order.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #140 September 1, 2009 QuoteHey, two marriages and countless girlfriends of various quality-I'm still the best I ever had I'm still laughin' at what ya told the ex's 'current' victim....I mean husband. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #141 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote no anger on my part!!! Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Well, you are the new girl. You have a lot to learn. Why would I be angry? I have new gear, a great job and plenty of money to jump whenever I want. And you don't... maybe you should take the role as the angry one. Winnar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #142 September 1, 2009 WOW, pissed cherrios in the morning must really fuck up a persons day! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #143 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote I mean girls who ride just wear riding boots and leather gloves to bed but you girls….you’re in it to leave a mark! Or maybe a bone chip! I'm pretty sure Kim left me with a pelvic bone chip last week. That shit hurts for two days after, but it is so worth it Don't stop babydoll :) We're not trying to stop her! this is encouragement - and training - Ok - now open the fridge - reach INSIDE this time and grasp an UNOPENED beer . . . let us know when you have that down . . . the sammich comes later - we'll get to that on March 14th.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #144 September 1, 2009 This should be settled the Traditional Bonfire way here. Both of you post topless pics and we will judge who we like better.A very practical solution to this debate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #145 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote no anger on my part!!! Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Well, you are the new girl. You have a lot to learn. Why would I be angry? I have new gear, a great job and plenty of money to jump whenever I want. And you don't... maybe you should take the role as the angry one. Winnar? Pullin' ahead on the rail fersure! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #146 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote no anger on my part!!! Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Well, you are the new girl. You have a lot to learn. Why would I be angry? I have new gear, a great job and plenty of money to jump whenever I want. And you don't... maybe you should take the role as the angry one. Winnar? 120 posts in just about an hour. Damn you post whores taught me well!!!! I think something has been unleashed. Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #147 September 1, 2009 QuoteI'm still laughin' at what ya told the ex's 'current' victim....I mean husband. I fully expect him to kick my ass if he ever sees me again, but the look on his face was worth it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #148 September 1, 2009 Quote This should be settled the Traditional Bonfire way here. Both of you post topless pics and we will judge who we like better.A very practical solution to this debate. Hey Tony - do you still have those photos from the other night?!?! I know I would win this one!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #149 September 1, 2009 Quote This should be settled the Traditional Bonfire way here. Both of you post topless pics and we will judge who we like better.A very practical solution to this debate. LOL A Boob Off?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #150 September 1, 2009 WOW....I may be outdone! Remember that thread I started about pole dancing and my chubby chick rant! Wooh! The angry notes I got that day! Well I like her! I think she's a smart girl for trying. That and as a guy who likes girls, by law I'm not allowed to get angry nor lay blame on any girl who is 1) Cute 2) Under size 6 I'm sorry but the law is the law. But I am with in my legal rights to demand some dirty pics or try and escalate this into an all out jelly wrestling. Don't worry girl! I gots your back! I'll even jump in the ring and put up a bit of a fight....well untill I get tazed! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
