Weekend lessons for a female house guest

[futuredivot 0]

You're a guest-go cook something and leave my crap alone.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 35]

Always make sure a beer is in my hand, and if empty, replace it with a new beer.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[pcramil 0]

don't lock me out of the house then get mad when i wake you up to open the door at 3:30 in the fucking morning

[turtlespeed 226]

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Always make sure a beer is in my hand, and if empty, replace it with a new beer.

And ask me - politely, what I would like on my sammich.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[downwardspiral 0]

leave the toilet seat up or I'll Saran Wrap the bitch...er toilett.

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[futuredivot 0]

If I didn't want you to put out, I wouldn't have invited you over, and if I didn't think you would, I'd have invited someone else.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[turtlespeed 226]

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If I didn't want you to put out, I wouldn't have invited you over, and if I didn't think you would, I'd have invited someone else.

Dude . . . I told you BEFORE you said come over, that I was hetero.




OH - you were being rhetorical . .

OK - I understand . . . I was like - WOW - he's finally coming out . . .

Gald THAT didn't happen.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[futuredivot 0]

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Dude . . . I told you BEFORE you said come over, that I was hetero

Your exact words were
"Dude, I'm straight. You're only gay if you swallow, right?"

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[turtlespeed 226]

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Dude . . . I told you BEFORE you said come over, that I was hetero

Your exact words were
"Dude, I'm straight. You're only gay if you swallow, right?"

No no no - the exact words were Dude, I'm straight as an ARROW" I never said swallow. Are you needing to go see Billy's doctor?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jtval 0]

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Dude . . . I told you BEFORE you said come over, that I was hetero

Your exact words were
"Dude, I'm straight. You're only gay if you swallow, right?"

No no no - the exact words were Dude, I'm straight as an ARROW" I never said swallow. Are you needing to go see Billy's doctor?

I suspect the exact words were "Dude, I'm straight It's only HMMMff mffffm mmssss gargle"

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[RastaRicanAir 0]

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I suspect the exact words were "Dude, I'm straight It's only HMMMff mffffm mmssss gargle"

You ALMOST just made me laugh.
Then I realized you were referring to Turtle and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[futuredivot 0]

Clean if you must but put things back where you found them.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[RastaRicanAir 0]

I didn't spend all that money on drapes and blinds so you could walk around the house with pants on.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[yoink 321]

I bought a comfy couch to sit on. Not as a place to hold a dozen cushions. Quit it!

[airtwardo 7]

Yes I know there are old porno magazines in the kids bathroom & yes I know the pages are stuck together...he's 17 & 'lonely' leave 'em alone!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 226]

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Yes I know there are old porno magazines in the kids bathroom & yes I know the pages are stuck together...he's 17 & 'lonely' leave 'em alone!

Awwwe - Twardo's havin' flashbacks.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airtwardo 7]

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Yes I know there are old porno magazines in the kids bathroom & yes I know the pages are stuck together...he's 17 & 'lonely' leave 'em alone!

Awwwe - Twardo's havin' flashbacks.

Luvd dem 70's

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[monkycndo 0]

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Yes I know there are old porno magazines in the kids bathroom & yes I know the pages are stuck together...he's 17 & 'lonely' leave 'em alone!

Awwwe - Twardo's havin' flashbacks.

Luvd dem 70's

Yep, 1870s.

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You know you want to spank it
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[turtlespeed 226]

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Yes I know there are old porno magazines in the kids bathroom & yes I know the pages are stuck together...he's 17 & 'lonely' leave 'em alone!

Awwwe - Twardo's havin' flashbacks.

Luvd dem 70's

Yep, 1870s.

Umm - Yeah . . . ummm -

Little off there - he would have said 1870's oir 19 - 70's . . . he meant 70's like 79 - 70BC.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I didn't spend all that money on drapes and blinds so you could walk around the house with pants on.

Best answer so far.

[georgerussia 0]

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"Dude, I'm straight. You're only gay if you swallow, right?"

I was told that if you don't kiss another man (into the lips), it's not gay sex!

* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. *

[Scratch 0]

I was told that if you don't kiss another man (into the lips), it's not gay sex



Bwhahahahahahahaha

[Misternatural 0]

AHAHAHHAA!


Don't ask me "how do you want your eggs" after sex.

UNFERTILIZED!

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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