iluvtofly 0 #1 September 8, 2009 [B]AMAZINGLY SUPER-AWESOME PERSON ON EARTH [I]EVER[/I]!!![/B] Not only is he generous, smart, funny, a great singer/guitarist, and stunningly cute for his -or ANY- age, but he's practically a saint. Despite being left at my house bored and alone while I was at work all day, he resisted the temptation to molest my Dropzone.com and Facebook accounts which I naively and carelessly left wide open with my passwords saved. Not only did he refuse to post any of my HUNDREDS of incriminating photos of myself and others, or start any embarrassing threads under my name, but he also stayed out of my 47 pages of mostly pornographic PMs. He didn't even read the 172 PMs I have from the other Smutsketeers with HIS NAME in the Subject line, containing all of the filthy fantasies we've all exchanged about him . And when I asked him about the "anonymous" submissions many of you sent me for the "Who Do You Want to Bang?" and "Who Are You Secretly in Love With?" threads, he just laughed and took a big swig of his beer. So I can only assume that means those are completely safe too. Even when my other friends were taunting me mercilessly via text ALL DAY , Rasta refused participate, and just stayed faithfully at my computer guarding it from potential mischief. In short, RastaRicanAir is the most loyal friend and trustworthy house guest EVER, and should be invited to stay at YOUR house if you ever have the opportunity. (Particularly if you are a single woman, or several single women living together, because he's also very protective, gentlemanly, neat, and (DUH!!) a SUPER-SMOKIN' HOTTIE[/B][/RED]!!) I'm going to take him out right now and buy him many Patron shots and lap-dances to show my appreciation, and I urge all of you to do the same if you ever have the chance. GOD BLESS RASTARICANAIR!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #2 September 8, 2009 When is the wedding?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #3 September 8, 2009 ok Rasta, you can log off now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #4 September 8, 2009 Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 September 8, 2009 Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #6 September 8, 2009 OMG!! I so know that is you RR posting this!!Cyndi does not write like this and the grammar is more you than her. You are so gonna get an ass paddle from skymama with your own giant paddle. psst....fix your post cause it is off the page and we have to scroll for days to hit the damn reply button... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #7 September 8, 2009 Yes please . . . delete some smileys or at least give them a break every now and again, Robbie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #8 September 8, 2009 I wonder what he did to her toy drawer??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote I wonder what he did to her toy drawer??? She's gunna need new batteries.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #10 September 8, 2009 la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la there is the reply button...dammit i forgot what Iwas going to post now..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #11 September 8, 2009 oh I get it...you're saying it's not a "drawer" per se. hmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #12 September 8, 2009 Nooo - she is saying that the reply button is so far away that she can't remember stuff that long, it almost like multitasking.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #13 September 9, 2009 Quote 47 pages of mostly pornographic PMs It's true there are so many pages, the Mods have read them all. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #14 September 9, 2009 Quote Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #15 September 9, 2009 Well then, if that wasn't you, then you sure got her blackmailed big time! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 September 9, 2009 Quote Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. Hope you're not alone again today!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #17 September 9, 2009 Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nataly 38 #18 September 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. You're flattered by your own praise??! Dear LORD.. Well, you know what they say.. Small things amuse small minds.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #19 September 9, 2009 Ooohh!Payback for that "cock-up" thing, huh? Fair enough. But yeah, it's like RuPaul says: "If you can't love yourself, how the HELL you gonna love somebody else??" EDIT: And I STILL don't know what you're talking about. Cyndi obviously posted that herself. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #20 September 9, 2009 I went straight to the source and asked her if she really posted or not. Do you want to know the answer?... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DavidB 0 #21 September 9, 2009 Psssttt... Wanna buy a bridge? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 September 9, 2009 Quote Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. Nope. My entertaining days are long, long, long behind me. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites iluvtofly 0 #23 September 10, 2009 WOW!!!! I don't remember doing any sort of drugs yesterday that would have led to me making that post. Someone must have slipped something into my drink. Who in their right mind would ever say things that nice about RastaRicanAir? I must have been seriously tripping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #24 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. Nope. My entertaining days are long, long, long behind me. Yeah, that's what your boyfriend said. OOOOHHHHH BBUUUUURRNNNNN!!! 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LisaH 0 #2 September 8, 2009 When is the wedding?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #3 September 8, 2009 ok Rasta, you can log off now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 September 8, 2009 Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 September 8, 2009 Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 September 8, 2009 OMG!! I so know that is you RR posting this!!Cyndi does not write like this and the grammar is more you than her. You are so gonna get an ass paddle from skymama with your own giant paddle. psst....fix your post cause it is off the page and we have to scroll for days to hit the damn reply button... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 September 8, 2009 Yes please . . . delete some smileys or at least give them a break every now and again, Robbie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #8 September 8, 2009 I wonder what he did to her toy drawer??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote I wonder what he did to her toy drawer??? She's gunna need new batteries.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 September 8, 2009 la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la there is the reply button...dammit i forgot what Iwas going to post now..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #11 September 8, 2009 oh I get it...you're saying it's not a "drawer" per se. hmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 September 8, 2009 Nooo - she is saying that the reply button is so far away that she can't remember stuff that long, it almost like multitasking.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 September 9, 2009 Quote 47 pages of mostly pornographic PMs It's true there are so many pages, the Mods have read them all. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #14 September 9, 2009 Quote Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 September 9, 2009 Well then, if that wasn't you, then you sure got her blackmailed big time! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 September 9, 2009 Quote Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. Hope you're not alone again today!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #17 September 9, 2009 Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 September 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ok Rasta, you can log off now. My thoughts exactly. Especially with the use of the bold and colored words. Who?? ME?? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I think it's a sweet post, and I'm flattered. You're flattered by your own praise??! Dear LORD.. Well, you know what they say.. Small things amuse small minds.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #19 September 9, 2009 Ooohh!Payback for that "cock-up" thing, huh? Fair enough. But yeah, it's like RuPaul says: "If you can't love yourself, how the HELL you gonna love somebody else??" EDIT: And I STILL don't know what you're talking about. Cyndi obviously posted that herself. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 September 9, 2009 I went straight to the source and asked her if she really posted or not. Do you want to know the answer?... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #21 September 9, 2009 Psssttt... Wanna buy a bridge? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 September 9, 2009 Quote Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. Nope. My entertaining days are long, long, long behind me. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #23 September 10, 2009 WOW!!!! I don't remember doing any sort of drugs yesterday that would have led to me making that post. Someone must have slipped something into my drink. Who in their right mind would ever say things that nice about RastaRicanAir? I must have been seriously tripping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #24 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. Nope. My entertaining days are long, long, long behind me. Yeah, that's what your boyfriend said. OOOOHHHHH BBUUUUURRNNNNN!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Not like YOU would do anything to entertain me. Nope. My entertaining days are long, long, long behind me. Yeah, that's what your boyfriend said. OOOOHHHHH BBUUUUURRNNNNN!!! I don't do the boyfriend thing. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
