Proof that there are no shortage of stoopid assed criminals

[BillyVance 35]

Come on, can I get a "YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU IDIOT!!!!!!!"



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32751751/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001

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[smurfmws 0]

wow now that takes balls to think you can get away with that.

[matthewcline 0]

How good looking was this girl?

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[BillyVance 35]

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How good looking was this girl?

No idea, but not worth the ass-fucking in prison he's going to get for striking out with her.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

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Columbus police allege that Stephfon Bennett, 20, was among three men who robbed a couple late Sunday.

Did anyone else catch that???

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[normiss 898]

Like that's ever stopped anybody.

[Jumpdude 0]

Well Damn! By the way the title is worded, I was getting excited thinking we had another sLyride thread! Anyway, yeah, That guy was stoooopid!

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[mrwrong 0]

That made it all the way onto Swedish radio this morning....
I was listening to the report on my way to work....

And that's gotta be a good rating of how fucking stupid he was

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[DavidB 0]

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Columbus police allege that Stephfon Bennett, 20, was among three men who robbed a couple late Sunday.

Did anyone else catch that???

That, my dear, is what elevates this story above & beyond your usual "dumb criminal" stories.

Stephfon Bennett, my hat's off to you for being remarkably stupid in an already incredibly stupid society. You have raised (lowered?) the bar for all who follow!

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[MikeJD 0]

Thank God so many criminals are also idiots. Otherwise we'd catch even fewer of them than we do already!

[captain1976 0]

Yes, there has been a sad decline in overall intellectual acumen among our population over the years. Evidence of teens' decreasing abilities when confronted with even the most basic intellectual tasks, from understanding simple history to working through moderately complex ideas to even being able to define the words "agriculture," or even "democracy show that this new generation is DUMB
Only a small fraction of these people coming out of the public school system have a functioning understanding of written English. They do not know how to form a sentence. They cannot write an intelligible paragraph and most do not know how to use a ruler.
I guess we can’t entirely blame the school system, since garbage begets garbage.

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[pcramil 0]

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Yes, there has been a sad decline in overall intellectual acumen among our population over the years. Evidence of teens' decreasing abilities when confronted with even the most basic intellectual tasks, from understanding simple history to working through moderately complex ideas to even being able to define the words "agriculture," or even "democracy show that this new generation is DUMB
Only a small fraction of these people coming out of the public school system have a functioning understanding of written English. They do not know how to form a sentence. They cannot write an intelligible paragraph and most do not know how to use a ruler.
I guess we can’t entirely blame the school system, since garbage begets garbage.

..too...many...long...words... *head explodes*

[captain1976 0]

Yes, I am sorry. Here is a better choice of words;

There sure are a lot of dumb fucks out there

You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

[Zep 0]

So in your mind anyone went to a public school is a criminal and garbage.

I fucking hate your types

Gone fishing

[turtlespeed 226]

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Yes, there has been a sad decline in overall intellectual acumen among our population over the years. Evidence of teens' decreasing abilities when confronted with even the most basic intellectual tasks, from understanding simple history to working through moderately complex ideas to even being able to define the words "agriculture," or even "democracy show that this new generation is DUMB
Only a small fraction of these people coming out of the public school system have a functioning understanding of written English. They do not know how to form a sentence. They cannot write an intelligible paragraph and most do not know how to use a ruler.
I guess we can’t entirely blame the school system, since garbage begets garbage.

Wow, just how judgemental can someone be?

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[MaVriK 0]

wow...guess he tried to pull the "I'm a bad-ass" card with her and well...FAILED..

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[Heatmiser 0]

Yeah, there are alot of dumb fucks who think they are smart fucks, too.

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[kallend 2,151]

The smart ones aren't caught.

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[DavidB 0]

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The smart ones aren't caught.

They're politicians!

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.