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Are you a geek?
Too tired to even bother?
No personality?

No problem. Try... ImaginaryGirlfriends.

Just think... you'll get laid twice as much (it's a math joke that geeks unfortunately get :ph34r:)

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With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice.

Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.

Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique.

The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back.


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The solution is to just not get into one.



"Strange game. The only winning move is... not... to... play."

Ah, who knew a fictional cold war-era supercomputer would have such deep insight into the circuits of our hearts? ...and other body parts for that matter.

:P

Elvisio "dammit, stop calling me Joshua, my name is WOPR" Rodriguez

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