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BillyVance

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The Sea Captain

There's an old seaman's story about a ship's captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the chief boson's mate that his men smelled bad.

The captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would occasionally change their underwear.

The chief responded, "aye aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The chief went straight to the sailor's berth deck and announced, "the captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear. Pittman, you change with Jones; McCarthy, you change with Witkowski; and Brown; you change with Schultz. Now get to it!!!"


The moral of the story? It's Speakers Corner material. Sorry.

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The moral of the story?

Seamen in the underwear smells bad :)

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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