cocheese 0 #1 September 14, 2009 Since nobody cares that you got laid except your ex and your stalker, we will no longer be including orgasms in the weekend numbers. And since we don't need a new thread every week, please use this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 September 14, 2009 You're just tired of reading about how everybody else is getting some and not you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #3 September 14, 2009 I'd call it pent up frustration. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 September 14, 2009 Quote Since nobody cares that you got laid except your ex and your stalker, we will no longer be including orgasms in the weekend numbers. Quote You're the best!! 0 : 0 No jumps: Big FAT 0. Stormy weather on Saturday and yesterday morning I tripped over my kitty while we were on the steps and I sprained my ankle and pulled a muscle under my left arm. No jumpies. No beer owed.. BTW - The first number was # of ORGASMS?? I always thought it was the getting laid #... and we all know getting laid doesn't necessarily equal orgasms. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #5 September 14, 2009 No jumps, No beer. Fookin rain! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 September 14, 2009 Quote BTW - The first number was # of ORGASMS?? I always thought it was the getting laid #... and we all know getting laid doesn't necessarily equal orgasms. You're doing it wrong....or he is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #7 September 14, 2009 I was thinking the other way around! She can give herself many orgasms with out getting laid. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 September 14, 2009 Quote I was thinking the other way around! She can give herself many orgasms with out getting laid. Bingo. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #9 September 14, 2009 Quote Quote I was thinking the other way around! She can give herself many orgasms with out getting laid. Bingo. Yes but my interpretation allows me to offer my services. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 September 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I was thinking the other way around! She can give herself many orgasms with out getting laid. Bingo. Yes but my interpretation allows me to offer my services. Why am I not surprised? BOYS!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #11 September 14, 2009 >Yes but my interpretation allows me to offer my services. -to play doctor? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #12 September 14, 2009 3:1 coach, 1 fun, and one tandem. First time injured doing a working jump. left ankle frx. ...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 September 14, 2009 Quote >Yes but my interpretation allows me to offer my services. -to play doctor? Sure, I'll take a look. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaVriK 0 #14 September 14, 2009 0:3 shit weather saturday, sunday got my final 2 coaches and the chck out dive for the A..so of course there is Beer in there too ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #15 September 14, 2009 Quote ... and we all know getting laid doesn't necessarily equal orgasms. I can't say my girls ever have that problem. I'm always free. Give me a call. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smurfmws 0 #16 September 14, 2009 0:0 Rain all weekend it sucked next weekend will be better my magic 8 ball told me so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 September 14, 2009 Quote Since nobody cares that you got laid except your ex and your stalker, Right. That's why the first number could be any number that meant something to you. Y'know, like the number of times you thought about boobies, or how many times you flashed the pilot for extra altitude. 2:0:0 Two more good people joined the big way in the sky. No jumps, thanks to the weather godz and my own stupidity. I never owe beer anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #18 September 14, 2009 Quote You're the best!! 0 : 0 No jumps: Big FAT 0. Stormy weather on Saturday and yesterday morning I tripped over my kitty while we were on the steps and I sprained my ankle and pulled a muscle under my left arm. No jumpies. Since no one else is gonna jump on this... You tripped over your WHAT? Pictures?You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buff 0 #19 September 14, 2009 8:0 1 H&P 1 Coach 6 FFIt's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 September 14, 2009 Quote Quote You're the best!! 0 : 0 No jumps: Big FAT 0. Stormy weather on Saturday and yesterday morning I tripped over my kitty while we were on the steps and I sprained my ankle and pulled a muscle under my left arm. No jumpies. Since no one else is gonna jump on this... You tripped over your WHAT? Pictures? Yeah, I was wondering how her pussy hair got that long. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 September 14, 2009 Who said it was the hair?OH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 September 14, 2009 My innocent Sophia Lucia... you're fouling her!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 September 14, 2009 May I pet her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 September 14, 2009 Quote May I pet her? NO!!! I'm now calling you Uncle Pervie!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 September 14, 2009 but but every girl's kitty loves me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
