Misternatural 0 #1 September 8, 2009 Popcorn is not a side dish at dinner. Plants;.....water them,the brown ones are dead, and mold does not count as a houseplant. Interior house paint; white is not a color. Mason Jars are not a reasonable alternative to filthy glass wear. A Pizza box does not a coaster make. any others?.........we need all the help we can getBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 8, 2009 Paper towels/napkins from fast food places are not a substitute for toilet paper.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 September 8, 2009 Keep the bathroom your guests will use clean, especially the toilet."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 September 8, 2009 Quote Popcorn is not a side dish at dinner. Plants;.....water them,the brown ones are dead, and mold does not count as a houseplant. Interior house paint; white is not a color. Mason Jars are not a reasonable alternative to filthy glass wear. A Pizza box does not a coaster make. any others?.........we need all the help we can get What's wrong with mason jars??? A pizza box isn't a coaster... it's a makeshift tupperware container...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 September 8, 2009 Motorcycles do not go in the living room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #6 September 8, 2009 Quote Motorcycles do not go in the living room. Well, duh... they block my view of the big screen from the recliner. They go in the kitchen so she can clean it when she's not cookin' dinner...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 September 8, 2009 1) r/c helicopters and planes don't belong on all the chairs 2) Motorcycles go in the sun room with the dead plants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #8 September 8, 2009 Your mom visiting you doesn't count... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote Popcorn is not a side dish at dinner. Plants;.....water them,the brown ones are dead, and mold does not count as a houseplant. Interior house paint; white is not a color. Mason Jars are not a reasonable alternative to filthy glass wear. A Pizza box does not a coaster make. any others?.........we need all the help we can get So did you stay with someone and it did not cost you any cash and now you are complaining about your free accomidations? get what you pay for? I have stayed with friends, The house was a mess, but free was good at that time in my life and when I left thier house I never complained about the conditions I was just happy they saved me a few dollars to skydive with. Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 September 8, 2009 I think a woman stayed over and he had to get out of cave man mode for a while. Poor guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #11 September 8, 2009 Quote I think a woman stayed over and he had to get out of cave man mode for a while. Poor guy. New Geico commercial. "So easy Misternatural could do it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 September 8, 2009 >Your mom visiting you doesn't count... wizeass- no- YOUR mom visited Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 September 8, 2009 Quote >Your mom visiting you doesn't count... wizeass- no- YOUR mom visited Did NOT - she was with me!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 September 8, 2009 >Motorcycles do not go in the living room. BWAHhhThe more I thought about this the more I remembered that about a quarter of the bike pics I have seen in the classifieds are taken next to some piece of furniture on carpeting Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #15 September 8, 2009 Quote >Your mom visiting you doesn't count... wizeass- no- YOUR mom visited How juvenile of you...can't you come up with something better then a 'mom' insult? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 September 8, 2009 you're just jealous- Maybe if you got rid of that blinking neon sign in your window that says "Now serving #325" ........ your collection of velvet black light Elvis paintings don't help the situation eitherBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #17 September 8, 2009 Old school joke: Let's get off the subject of Moms, 'cuase I just got off yours. I digress.... Stacking empty beer bottle cases into the form of a couch or chair is not acceptable furniture. It is cool when you're wasted, but not acceptable.I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 September 8, 2009 QuoteOld school joke: Let's get off the subject of Moms, 'cuase I just got off yours. I digress.... Stacking empty beer bottle cases into the form of a couch or chair is not acceptable furniture. It is cool when you're wasted, but not acceptable. What about boxes of purewhip?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #19 September 8, 2009 >purewhip what??? that reminds me- Nitrous whip it canisters and the movie "Dude where's my car" does not make for a romantic evening. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 September 8, 2009 When we talk, it helps if you at least *pretend* to listen. Listening does *not* require you to stare at our breasts. Swishing water around in a glass and putting it back in the cupboard does not constitute an acceptable way to "do the dishes" (see following link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bachelor+wash) DIY - don't. Just don't. If you refuse to share the remote with a female guest, don't be surprised if she in turn refuses to share your bed.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #21 September 8, 2009 Quote1) r/c helicopters and planes don't belong on all the chairs They go on the kitchen and coffee tables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #22 September 8, 2009 QuoteQuote1) r/c helicopters and planes don't belong on all the chairs They go on the kitchen and coffee tables. What about the other 20?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 September 8, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuote1) r/c helicopters and planes don't belong on all the chairs They go on the kitchen and coffee tables. What about the other 20? Oh, that is left on the dresser, next to the number for a taxi, for when she is getting ready to leave.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 September 8, 2009 >Swishing water around in a glass.... hence why I have a cabinet full of backup mason jars......someday they will be hippest glass wear to use- a case of 12- $10.99, what's not to like. >When we talk....Listening does *not* require you to stare at our breasts. Ahh, excellent pointBut most men are self trained to quickly glance at breasts, it's like looking at the sun....you get a sense of them, then quickly look away to avoid retinal burns....or a reverse turning kick to the ear. also we remind ourselves that- "The eyes are the nipples of the face" now if that's not romantic I don't know what is.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 September 17, 2009 Swishing water around in a glass and putting it back in the cupboard does not constitute an acceptable way to "do the dishes" A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal." That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore." Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out." Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, get out of the way!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
