LuckyMcSwervy 0 #76 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote If I am, guess which of your favorite toys I'll be bringing with me..... Ohhhh! And I swear I'll use it this time...if you start before midnight. Do you leave boogies early to go back to the hotel and go to sleep too?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #77 September 18, 2009 Gravity bong? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #78 September 18, 2009 Quote Do you leave boogies early to go back to the hotel and go to sleep too?? lol...yes. I'm rarely seen up past midnight! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #79 September 18, 2009 Define "seen". All we ever see is that you "disappear"...you could be up to all sorts of stuff! What are you going to do if he has another "toy" in mind???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #80 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Do you leave boogies early to go back to the hotel and go to sleep too?? lol...yes. I'm rarely seen up past midnight! Indeed. As well as Catholic school girl outfits, she's also the inspiration for the concept of the Camera-Free Boogie Zone. One day we'll see what she's really capable of. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #81 September 18, 2009 Quote All we ever see is that you "disappear"...you could be up to all sorts of stuff! I go back to my room and pray for all of the drug addicts to be saved from going down the road to damnation! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #82 September 18, 2009 I would like to take exception to that PA please. I can picture you on your knees though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #83 September 18, 2009 Were you one of those moms who kept her son's bong clean and watered his pot plant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #84 September 18, 2009 Quote I would like to take exception to that PA please. Sorry...Fixed it. And if you're picturing me on my knees, at least give me bigger boobs and a tight ass. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #85 September 18, 2009 Quote Were you one of those moms who kept her son's bong clean and watered his pot plant? Oh heck no... My kids would never do that! Hmmmm... I wonder if this is a conversation I should have with them now that they are grown... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #86 September 18, 2009 Quote So, it was just pointed out to me that I may be a little...naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia. Thanks to Michael Phelps, I know what a bong is, but I've never seen one up close. Am I really that weird? I'm just talking about the drug thing, not overall. I OWN 2 bongs! I should take pictures and post them. They're really nice. My non-drug user friend bought them for a website project and packed them up into storage. He was going through it and decided I needed to take them off his hands. He did that by bringing them over and leaving them at my house. They are still wrapped in bubble wrap and have never been close to any pot. Some day I'll find a worthy owner but for now, they will remain unused.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #87 September 18, 2009 I'm sure they would LOVE to have that conversation with you now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #88 September 18, 2009 the beer to liquor analogy was pretty good. bongs give you a way bigger hit than you can get from bowls, blunts, joints, etc. the reason this happens is because the smoke is filtered through water (most of the time unless your not around a sink), which cools the smoke down. you can then take in more smoke because it doesnt burn your lungs and make you want to cough. a lot of bongs also have an ice catcher so you can put ice in the bong and cool it down even more. there are many types of bongs that all work differently. next best invention since indoor plumbing."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #89 September 18, 2009 oh I don't know...I still place thong underwear, internal combustion engines, and air conditioning up there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #90 September 18, 2009 >I'm sure they would LOVE to have that conversation with you now! Tune in to next exciting episode of; "When People Get Their Parents High!" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #91 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote The cops who are lurking the thread. Some of the cops I know were the biggest stoners pre-law enforcement jobs. I had two friends later become cops. Both were hell-raisers when I hung out with them."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #92 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? I'm tellin' you mannn........ every third blink is slowerrr........ Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #93 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? I'm tellin' you mannn........ every third blink is slowerrr........ Det. Phil Fish: "First time in years I felt this good and it has to be illegal!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #94 September 19, 2009 Quote One of the heaviest smokers I've ever known ran 10 miles each way to work every day Yeah but that's just because he couldn't find his car keysI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #95 September 19, 2009 I haven't even seen weed in years, but we made a lot of bongs back in high school. The best was for New Years 2000. We made a 4-hoser out of a water-cooler bottle. It hit great at the New Year's party, but even better on New Years day after it'd been sitting out in the shed all night in -15 *C I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #96 September 19, 2009 I just can't believe we've passed the 24-hour mark without Cocheese or Turtle spinning off the "Have you ever seen a dong firsthand?" thread.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #97 September 19, 2009 QuoteI just can't believe we've passed the 24-hour mark without Cocheese or Turtle spinning off the "Have you ever seen a dong firsthand?" thread. Which would lead to someone posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tharv17 0 #98 September 22, 2009 Quote"Sir, I am unaware of any such device or mechanism - nor would I be disposed to discuss such a device if it did in fact exist, sir." Apocalypse now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #99 September 22, 2009 Sounds similar to a scene in Fight Club.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #100 September 23, 2009 Quote So, it was just pointed out to me that I may be a little...naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia. Thanks to Michael Phelps, I know what a bong is, but I've never seen one up close. Am I really that weird? I'm just talking about the drug thing, not overall. Bong? What's a bong? Oh! You mean a water pipe that is for tobacco use only! Bong is a bad word, remember it's called a "water pipe" Yeah.. I'd pay big bucks to see someone put some cig tobacco into one of those, fill the chamber ,and clear it out without gagging or needing an iron lung.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
