futuredivot 0 #1 September 21, 2009 Driven today. I'm going to see white lines in my sleepYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 September 21, 2009 pussy ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 September 21, 2009 I wish. I left her about 4 states back You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #4 September 21, 2009 That is a long ways for one day. The most I have done was about 1000 miles over 20ish hours, as part of a 3600 miles trip taking 6 days. Went through a couple books on tape with that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 September 21, 2009 Ant beer in the fridge? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 September 21, 2009 ...."To The Outhouse" by Willie Makeit. You DO read, right?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 September 21, 2009 QuoteAnt beer in the fridge? No, but the mower and weed eater is gassed up and waiting.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 September 21, 2009 Quote Quote Ant beer in the fridge? No, but the mower and weed eater is gassed up and waiting. Is THAT what you call her these days?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 September 21, 2009 Quote Is THAT what you call her these days?! definitely not. She tries to help with the yard sometimes even though I've explained that I'd rather do a couple of hours of yard work when I get home instead of a couple of hours of lawn equipment repair THEN a couple of hours of yard work from her assistanceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 September 21, 2009 Quote Quote Is THAT what you call her these days?! definitely not. She tries to help with the yard sometimes even though I've explained that I'd rather do a couple of hours of yard work when I get home instead of a couple of hours of lawn equipment repair THEN a couple of hours of yard work from her assistance She runs over the rocks in the yard too huh? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 September 21, 2009 Rocks, fallen branches, small childrenYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #12 September 21, 2009 Quote Driven today. I'm going to see white lines in my sleep Pssh, I've done that on my sport bike plenty of times... in the car I've done 2600 miles in under 42 hours. "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 September 22, 2009 Quote Quote Driven today. I'm going to see white lines in my sleep Pssh, I've done that on my sport bike plenty of times... in the car I've done 2600 miles in under 42 hours. Better living through modern chemistry! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 September 22, 2009 will you 2 just fuck and get it over with already?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 September 22, 2009 Quote will you 2 just fuck and get it over with already?! I know he's big...but when you refer to him as 2 people it hurts his feelings! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 September 22, 2009 Never could ride sport bikes-my wrists aren't limp enough for that riding position You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 September 22, 2009 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #18 September 22, 2009 Nah, the military pays for 5 days of travel-- even if it only takes 2 :P"Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 September 22, 2009 Quote Nah, the military pays for 5 days of travel-- even if it only takes 2 :P 2 days of drivin like that and I'd need 5 days to recover! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 September 22, 2009 Quote Driven today. I'm going to see white lines in my sleep If you're doing lines I doubt you'll get any sleep. May as well finish your drive. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #21 September 22, 2009 Ok this may be one of the funniest fucking threads I've seen... changes direction faster than the squirrels in my head. Short travel story... I did 3200 miles in 4 days, solo, Nashua, New Hampshire to Sacramento California. In an '83 AMC SX4 borked out into a rock buggy with mud tires. Then did it again one year later. Imagine the return ride: Almost broke, barely got enough cash for the trip, just trying to get home and get another job before the cash runs out. Noticed a faint squeak at driveshaft rotation speed from somewhere under the car on my way out of Sacramento. All through Cali, Nevada and half of Wyoming that sound was bugging me. Faint. Could only hear it over the wind engine and tire noise when decelerating. I knew what that sound was, I'd heard that sound before... what the hell was it? Couldn't quite place it but knew it was important. Kinda like a bad U-joint but different. Pretty sure its a drivetrain problem. Made me nervous as hell. Kept thinking about it. Halfway across Wyoming, in the middle of nowhere full of 700 miles of semis and sagebrush, it hit me like a nail between the eyes. Last time I heard that sound was six years earlier a few seconds before the rear differential blew a bearing and locked the rear tires at 40 mph on a back road. I pulled off the road, having a quiet heart attack. Grabbed some hex keys, popped the cap on the rear differential. Bone dry. Must have sprung a leak about 800 miles ago. This car was a rolling toolshed used violently offroad and fully stocked wih spare parts and all fluids. I dumped in my entire stock of gear oil. Then drove the remaining 2500 miles almost nonstop in a sleepless daze like a neverending low level panic attack, expecting the rear axle to blow at any second, endlessly trying to figure out if I could actually pull off a rear axlehousing swap on the side of the road by hitchhiking from whatever junkyard is closest to whereever I am when it goes. Because last time I blew a pinion bearing it took the entire axlehousing with it. All I could do was hope I got to it in time. Its the not-knowing that just kills you. That was a harsh ride. Best part: I used that car for another 3 years. The axle never blew. -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 September 22, 2009 I once got off of a 12 hr. shift in San Diego and then drove 1722 miles to Oshkosh, stopping only for fuel...got out of the truck & had 20 minutes to gear up and for the 1st jump of the airshow. Fell asleep on the taxi for take off! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 September 22, 2009 and had to dig your own coal because cars were steam powered back thenYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 September 22, 2009 Quote and had to dig your own coal because cars were steam powered back then Only rich people had coal cars...my Flintstone mobile got 300 mile to the shoes. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 September 22, 2009 Quote Quote and had to dig your own coal because cars were steam powered back then Only rich people had coal cars...my Flintstone mobile got 300 mile to the shoes. Fred Flintstone didn't have shoes, so I call bullshit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
