Did they REALLY just sing that?

[MikeJD 0]

Something on TV reminded me of the famously awful couplet in that 'classic' early 90's track, Rhythm is a Dancer:

I'm as serious as cancer
When I say rhythm is a dancer.

Two lines that manage to be tasteless, corny and nonsensical all at the same time.

Even some of the most popular songs in history have included some toe-curlingly awful lines and rhymes. So as a counterpoint to all the best of/ favourite threads, who wants to nominate their worst ever song lyrics?

[airdvr 210]

Skyrockets in flight..afternoon delight

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[tigra 0]

The new PitBull song- Hotel??

On 2 I'm gonna undress YOU, on 3 you gonna undress ME on 4 we gonna freak some more .........

Just awful and its getting a ton of play on the radio right now.

[shropshire 0]

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Skyrockets in flight..afternoon delight

Wow .. You we ARE old

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[airdvr 210]

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Skyrockets in flight..afternoon delight

Wow .. You we ARE old

Damned well better put that "we" in there!

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[mutumbo 0]

i vote. . . every rap song.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[billvon 3,078]

>who wants to nominate their worst ever song lyrics?

These are so bad they're almost good:

you can tuck it on the inside
you can throw it on the floor
you can wave it on the outside
like you never did before
you get the diplomatic treatment
you get the force fed future
you get the funk after death
you get the wisenheimer brainstorm

. . .

I been lying on your feathers
you keep talking about the weather
I'm a suicidal pony
you're a big fandangaroni
it's a sticky contradiction
it's a thing you call creation
everything is science fiction
and I ought to know