warpedskydiver 0 #26 October 1, 2009 Quote Quote Breakfast baby a bit of grub. You know nothing special. Just some eggs, a bit of sausage, some toast and a nice cup of coffee. Someone likes to play "just the tip". Yep and then 45 minutes later your cervix feels like it has been worked over like a $20 speed bag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #27 October 1, 2009 A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time.... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
