shah269 0 #1 September 30, 2009 http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html # Story Highlights # "Why Women Have Sex" looks at the evolutionary reasons for women's choices # Study showed that physiological arousal for women does not equate with feelings # Women far less likely than men to have sex before kissing their partners # Study: Women able to tolerate 75 percent more pain during orgasm (how do you test this? purple nurples?) Every day I wake up I thank the Dude that I'm a Dude! I get wood that means I'm horny and alive! I don't get wood that means I'm dead. Why do I have sex? Ahhhh well.....aaahhhhh....because it feels good and is way more fun than dusting the house or saving the world! I'm a dude! Head, shaft & balls! I'm simple now why can't you girls be this easy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 30, 2009 Quote http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html # Story Highlights # "Why Women Have Sex" looks at the evolutionary reasons for women's choices # Study showed that physiological arousal for women does not equate with feelings # Women far less likely than men to have sex before kissing their partners # Study: Women able to tolerate 75 percent more pain during orgasm (how do you test this? purple nurples?) Every day I wake up I thank the Dude that I'm a Dude! I get wood that means I'm horny and alive! I don't get wood that means I'm dead. Why do I have sex? Ahhhh well.....aaahhhhh....because it feels good and is way more fun than dusting the house or saving the world! I'm a dude! Head, shaft & balls! I'm simple now why can't you girls be this easy! you have been here long enough and should be able to make a clicky by now...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 September 30, 2009 Quote you have been here long enough and should be able to make a clicky by now... Clicky smack down!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 September 30, 2009 Quote Clicky smack down!!!!!!!!! I love when women talk dirty to me! You know of all the forums I waste my days on this is the only one that doesn't have auto clicky!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 September 30, 2009 It is an auto clicky.... Step 1. click the url step 2. post the link step 3. click the url no how hard is that? Even a caveman can do it.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 September 30, 2009 Pssst....I think they be deflecting yo! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 September 30, 2009 Can't quite pinpoint it, but you are cracking me up today! YO g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 September 30, 2009 http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/Zapp-Brannigan-futurama-3153956-1024-768.jpg who loves you baby!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #9 September 30, 2009 Damn it! And here I thought women have been sleeping with me because I'm fucking sexy. Now who the fuck knows what their reasons were? I feel so dirty....sniff.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #10 September 30, 2009 Quote Quote http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html # Story Highlights # "Why Women Have Sex" looks at the evolutionary reasons for women's choices # Study showed that physiological arousal for women does not equate with feelings # Women far less likely than men to have sex before kissing their partners # Study: Women able to tolerate 75 percent more pain during orgasm (how do you test this? purple nurples?) Every day I wake up I thank the Dude that I'm a Dude! I get wood that means I'm horny and alive! I don't get wood that means I'm dead. Why do I have sex? Ahhhh well.....aaahhhhh....because it feels good and is way more fun than dusting the house or saving the world! I'm a dude! Head, shaft & balls! I'm simple now why can't you girls be this easy! you have been here long enough and should be able to make a clicky by now... FAIL!!!JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 September 30, 2009 QuoteDamn it! And here I thought women have been sleeping with me because I'm fucking sexy. Now who the fuck knows what their reasons were? I feel so dirty....sniff. I'm sorry mate....in truth she was just using you to cure her ice cream head ache. You were just a willing ready and some what able man who happened to have been walking by at the time. For future reference if you don't wish to be used, abused and never called back avoid any ice cream shops and ice cream trucks.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #12 September 30, 2009 Quote Every day I wake up I thank the Dude that I'm a Dude! You're welcome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 September 30, 2009 Quote Damn it! And here I thought women have been sleeping with me because I'm fucking sexy. Now who the fuck knows what their reasons were? I feel so dirty....sniff. I fail to see why you are upset.. You got laid - what the hell more do you want?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 September 30, 2009 Quote I fail to see why you are upset.. You got laid - what the hell more do you want?!! http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/sex/sexist/12.jpg Breakfast baby a bit of grub. You know nothing special. Just some eggs, a bit of sausage, some toast and a nice cup of coffee. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 September 30, 2009 Quote Breakfast baby a bit of grub. You know nothing special. Just some eggs, a bit of sausage, some toast and a nice cup of coffee. Someone likes to play "just the tip".Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 September 30, 2009 Quote Quote I fail to see why you are upset.. You got laid - what the hell more do you want?!! http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/sex/sexist/12.jpg Breakfast baby a bit of grub. You know nothing special. Just some eggs, a bit of sausage, some toast and a nice cup of coffee. That costs extra "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #17 September 30, 2009 Quote Quote Damn it! And here I thought women have been sleeping with me because I'm fucking sexy. Now who the fuck knows what their reasons were? I feel so dirty....sniff. I fail to see why you are upset.. You got laid - what the hell more do you want?!! I was being sarcastic. Come on Nataly...no man really cares why a woman is sleeping with him. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 September 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Damn it! And here I thought women have been sleeping with me because I'm fucking sexy. Now who the fuck knows what their reasons were? I feel so dirty....sniff. I fail to see why you are upset.. You got laid - what the hell more do you want?!! I was being sarcastic. Come on Nataly...no man really cares why a woman is sleeping with him. *I* knew that, but for those with less of a sense of humour I thought I'd point out the absolutely-fucking-obvious!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #19 October 1, 2009 I know they're complicated, but here's a quote which sums up my view on the situation: Calvin- "Girls are weird" Hobbes- "I like 'em anyway!"The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #20 October 1, 2009 Quote"just the tip". ...just for a minute, I swear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 October 1, 2009 This was my favorite part. A study from Meston's lab showed a strong correlation between how erect a man's penis is and how aroused he says he is. By contrast, the link is much weaker between a woman's physical arousal (as measured inside her vagina) and the arousal she says she feels, the researchers found. Dude! Sporting wood? YES Horny? I would say YES! Chick! Things lubricated down under? YES Horny? Well....I don't know.....what kind of clothes is he wearing.....what day of the week is it......do these shoes make my toes look fat....why is it so sunny.... I've often wondered what it would be like to map out a woman thought process.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #22 October 1, 2009 I have been married for close to 25 years (17 Nov. is the big day) My wife figured me out in about a day. I still don't have her figured outpart of the attraction I guess. I feel your pain but thats the way it is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 October 1, 2009 Oh I gave up long ago trying to figure out what the logic behind a woman's actions were. I'm sure they are honest and best intentioned and make perfect sense to her and some of her friends. But deep down I'm an engineer and.....well.....I just need to know! Can we get one of those EEG's in here and one of those Cat things!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 October 1, 2009 Quote My wife figured me out in about a day. I still don't have her figured out Maybe she's just smarter than you are. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #25 October 1, 2009 Quote Why do I have sex? Ahhhh Hmm.. Yes, I have often wondered about that. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
