futuredivot 0 #1 October 1, 2009 Replacing a bulb in the kitchen and dropped the globe shattering it everywhere Lesson learned-there is no safe, FAST way to pick up broken glass(ouch) The real problem is that when Liz gets home she'll finally know for a fact that I can operate a broom and vacuum cleaner I may try to tell her that my mistress came over to clean up. It might be better for me in the long runYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 October 1, 2009 Quote I may try to tell her that my mistress came over to clean up. It might be better for me in the long run That sounds like a good plan!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #3 October 1, 2009 Quote Quote I may try to tell her that my mistress came over to clean up. It might be better for me in the long run That sounds like a good plan!!! g i third that idea. pure brilliance! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 October 1, 2009 QuoteI may try to tell her that my mistress came over to clean up. It might be better for me in the long run However, in the short run, discovering you actually ran the vacuum cleaner on your own might be a turn on. I love it when Bill points out he refilled the soap dispenser without previous instruction to do so.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 October 2, 2009 Hope it wasn't a CF. You'd have to evacuate the building and call HazMat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #6 October 2, 2009 Duct tape. I sh*t you not! I discovered this not 24 hrs ago after my roommate's retarded cat took a panicked run across our wood floor and slide-tackled my wine glass. Take about a foot-length of wide tape (I used clear packing tape), stretch it tightly between both hands and pull it toward you across the floor. Let about 1/2" touch the floor, keep it pulled tight so it doesn't completely stick, and it'll pick up those little shards like a damned Zamboni. It works a hella-lot better than a damned broom, I'll tell you now. And it got me back to watching my Liverpool game a lot faster. -HeloiseOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #7 October 2, 2009 Well, aren't you just so helpful! I'd a' just said, "KLUTZ!" When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #8 October 2, 2009 Tell her the globe was stolen.If she notices the broom has moved tell her you used it to chase away the intruder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 October 2, 2009 or how about "there was a bat in the house and..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #10 October 2, 2009 Quote Well, aren't you just so helpful! I'd a' just said, "KLUTZ!" Oh, I have a catalogue of ego-crushers and c*ck-blocks with Divot's name on them. I don't have to take EVERY opportunity.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #11 October 2, 2009 Quote or how about "No shit, there i was and there was a bat in the house and..." fixedFortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
