madhatter 0 #1 September 8, 2009 I can't believe nobody's posted this yet! http://meltingclocktimes.com/turkeyparachuting.htm This could save us big bucks when downsizing! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 September 8, 2009 Ah, before you know it the hot dog swoopers will be jumping European swallows, and the argument will be whether I should down size to ducks from turkeys at 150 jumps? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #3 September 8, 2009 Ducks should be reserved for 500+ jumps. You can downsize your turkey count every thanksgiving and when you get the landings squred out, you can start practising on mallards before getting down to swallow swoopin' A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 September 8, 2009 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1939849;search_string=live%20turkey%20parachuting;#1939849"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #5 September 8, 2009 Guess I should've searched a bit more... Once again we're at the ass-end of technology here in SA A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #6 September 8, 2009 Almost as good as "Cat Chasing". jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 September 8, 2009 Quote Ah, before you know it the hot dog swoopers will be jumping European swallows, and the argument will be whether I should down size to ducks from turkeys at 150 jumps? What about african swallows - have they been deemed unsafe? If I duck taped some mallards to me - would that be landing a wing suit?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #8 September 8, 2009 Quote Ducks should be reserved for 500+ jumps. You can downsize your turkey count every thanksgiving and when you get the landings squred out, you can start practising on mallards before getting down to swallow swoopin' Hmmm....a new category at canopy piloting comps for our female swoopers?What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote Ducks should be reserved for 500+ jumps. You can downsize your turkey count every thanksgiving and when you get the landings squred out, you can start practising on mallards before getting down to swallow swoopin' Hmmm....a new category at canopy piloting comps for our female swoopers? Kinda gives hit and chug a new definition . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #10 September 8, 2009 I'll draft the petition, you rally the troops! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 September 8, 2009 Quote I'll draft the petition, you rally the troops! Those troops would be rather expensive and . . . well - I don't think we have that much crack.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #12 September 8, 2009 Quote ... What about african swallows - have they been deemed unsafe? ... I thought ANYTHING African was deemed unsafe by northen hemisphere folks! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #13 September 8, 2009 Na, just diamonds, and rich white guys. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 September 8, 2009 20 turkeys? Luigi Cani would only need 3. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #15 September 9, 2009 what's the cruising speed of an unladen swallow?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #16 September 9, 2009 African swallow or European swallow?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #17 October 4, 2009 Quote African swallow or European swallow? yes.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
