normiss 900 #1 October 5, 2009 Texts from last night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #2 October 5, 2009 LOVE that website!!! I read the new ones before bed every night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 October 5, 2009 Funny shit. Good t-shirt material on there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 October 5, 2009 I love that site!! My favorite one of the last few days: "(734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?" Classy. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #5 October 5, 2009 LMAO!!!! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #6 October 5, 2009 Bring back memories? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 October 5, 2009 Quote Bring back memories? If it said bruises on my ass and arms then I'd cop to it. And that's because I fell, BTW. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #8 October 5, 2009 "(970): Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 October 5, 2009 Quote "(970): Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends. " I LOVED THAT ONE!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 October 5, 2009 Quote I got "discovered a new religion high" last night! (704): IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT. Damn some of these are funny!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 October 5, 2009 Quote (317): You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang... Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 October 5, 2009 I have to wait until i get home to see all these cause my work computer doesnt like the site.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #13 October 5, 2009 I just downloaded an app for my ipod that showed up under the FML app. Its called ProTip. "Pro Tip: Don't sneeze in your girlfriends face during sex." "Pro Tip: If you're going to gamble at an indian reserve casino, you might as well just write them a donation check." "Pro Tip: Being awesome at Madden just makes you good at pushing buttons; you still suck at football.""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
