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Are you a nose picker?

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I have been wondering about this for sometime. I always see people do it when they don’t think they are being watched. I swear every day I drive to work I see someone picking their nose while driving 80-90mph or stopped at a red light.

If person is constantly picking their nose just think where they may have had their fingers prior to picking it. It could be your fast food worker, mechanic, cashier at the gas station, your boss,etc.
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Did you do it bare finger, q-tip, kleenex or what?

No one wants to see crusty buggies stuck to a seat, flicked against the wall, or else where. Hopefully you used a tissue...
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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So where do you stick the ickies at after you do the picking? Reminder to all those who might drive your car watch out for the crusty spots on the steering wheel...:P

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Not a picker per se. But a couple of times I've had to go digging for a big, dried out boogie :|



That's pretty much why I send my finger in there. If blowing the nose doesn't dislodge it, or it has a sharp edge, then it needs to be carefully extracted. I've gotten bloody noses when I tried to force boogers out blowing.

I always try to do it in private but not always successful. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I should add that I use a tissue to wipe the booger off my fingers. However, when I was a teen, I had a bad habit of wiping it on the side of the easy chair. My dad blew a gasket when he noticed something like 200 dried snots on his easy chair. :$

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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i never, and i do mean NEVER pick my nose except in the toilet with the aid of tissue paper and only if a good blow doesn't clear it, it's just body maintenance together with brushing my teeth, clipping my nails and flossing my arse with someone else's face flannel.
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What's that old saying? You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. :ph34r:

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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There's probably a picture in Billy's thread somewhere showing people (hotties?) picking each others' noses

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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This is one of life's pleasures, like scratching an itch. Nobody should be denied it.

I do try to be discreet though. The worst is when you're not quite alone but nobody seems to be looking, and you pull what turns out to be a huge glob of mucus out of your nose and then don't know what to do with it. :)

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What's that old saying? You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. :ph34r:



wanna bet? LOL
Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
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Worst of all: when you go digging for a real deep one, but you only manage to knock it loose. Then, instinctively, you snort IN really fast. The now freed booger accelerates to approximately the speed of sound from one end of your nasal passages to the other and impacts the back of your throat like a sniper round. Coughing, gagging, and weird looks from passers-by ensue.

Elvisio "not my favorite kind of boogie" Rodriguez

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