truckerjean 0 #1 February 3, 2009 Write my soul in the clouds Lay it bare for Truth to see Find me worthy of the light I've gathered Left by Angels who've flown with me And on their wings I'll ride Till destiny calls me 'round A time so short and sweet is done As I flutter to the ground Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #2 February 3, 2009 Live Life Out Loud! live life out loud unless you're a politician or a corporate muckety-muck or just shy and even if you are just shy find a way to live out loud like pissing your name in the snow or driving topless on a road trip nips to the wind because life is good that way and people will assume and judge because we are all imperfect and imperfect and good go together like on dates and stuff and they hook up and do wild things and regret is always there like a somber judge with a statute to be read listen intently then go back to being imperfect and good and hook up and booze and fall in love and get up live out loud and let those that assume and judge do their thing unless you are a politician or a corporate muckety muck or you have to tap dance in bathroom stalls for sex write with your imperfect hand paint with your crooked teeth or sing you one note wonder! even though I hate bad singing fuck me sing louder dance without ever stepping on the beat blog your wonderful sorry life because you can and when you do this you will notice even more imperfection and that some of us are assholes and greedy bastards and maybe this is the part where I am finally describing you and when you honestly write sing dance paint photograph you will notice even more goodness and imperfection and that people care about your ass and it is your job to be imperfect and good and to love even the assholes and greedy bastards and George W. Bush has made this exceptionally challenging for me So permission granted to live out loud even though we think no one will get us And love us Like we are, imperfect and good.can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #3 February 3, 2009 Misty eyes and memories goals wished instead of formed I cry cherry-colored time and wait for it to pass to merry tulips sniffing sweet blue sky blossoms and dizzy salamanders agrip to bloodwine stems of needy chance waiting for faeries waiting with watermelon smiles dripping mango wings and lips brushed with gladness for moments relished in pickled cucumbers waiting for cherry-colored time to pass can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #4 February 3, 2009 Very nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #5 February 3, 2009 Haiku works well for jump run: tripping over grass is my shit on straight?check me who's doing front float?! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 February 3, 2009 QuoteVery nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up! Again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #7 February 3, 2009 Jeez! The challenges I face in my Art! Ok: foolish, silly thing won't happen again I swear let the ground be soft! As always, I wish you blue skies, and it does look doable out there today! xxxooo! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #8 February 3, 2009 So, there I was with my fingertip hanging by a thread and a make-shift bandage of carpet pad and duct tape the only thing holding the whole thing together. It hurt just a bit, so I decided to do a seedy drug deal and buy these vicoden from a seedy person that a…well… seedy friend of mine knows. I got five at $2 a piece figuring that should last a few days. I'm not a total wimp, and my tolerance is really low to pain meds. The very first night, it hurt so bad, I said screw it and took a whole one. I was ready for my bedtime ritual of reading some and going nighty-night, but first I had to have a snack (apparently pain pills give me the munchies...bad!). I went to the freezer, pulled out the NY cherry ice cream, and decided there wasn't really enough left to bother with a bowl. I took what was left of the half gallon directly to my bedroom (I can always put back what I don't eat...), set my reading light, laid the carton on my chest, and dug into a lovely big-spoon mouth full of scrumptiousness! Next thing I knew, it was morning. When you get done with the visual of cherries stuck hither and yon, and melted ice cream all over my sheets, with me tossing and turning on it all night, just remember, I also have two dogs. I still can't find the spoon... can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #9 February 3, 2009 QuoteSo, there I was with my fingertip hanging by a thread and a make-shift bandage of carpet pad and duct tape the only thing holding the whole thing together. It hurt just a bit, so I decided to do a seedy drug deal and buy these vicoden from a seedy person that a…well… seedy friend of mine knows. I got five at $2 a piece figuring that should last a few days. I'm not a total wimp, and my tolerance is really low to pain meds. The very first night, it hurt so bad, I said screw it and took a whole one. I was ready for my bedtime ritual of reading some and going nighty-night, but first I had to have a snack (apparently pain pills give me the munchies...bad!). I went to the freezer, pulled out the NY cherry ice cream, and decided there wasn't really enough left to bother with a bowl. I took what was left of the half gallon directly to my bedroom (I can always put back what I don't eat...), set my reading light, laid the carton on my chest, and dug into a lovely big-spoon mouth full of scrumptiousness! Next thing I knew, it was morning. When you get done with the visual of cherries stuck hither and yon, and melted ice cream all over my sheets, with me tossing and turning on it all night, just remember, I also have two dogs. I still can't find the spoon... That's damn funny. Did you check for the spoon under the pillow?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 February 3, 2009 "Oh God, let me get through this jump without fucking up, and if somebody else fucks up and takes me out, let me come back as a ghost and chase his sorry ass all over the place!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 February 3, 2009 QuoteI also have two dogs. I still can't find the spoon... How big are the dogs? Might wanna check them for a few days to see if they ate it while eating the ice cream. Hopefully if they did it will pass on through.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #12 April 12, 2009 I did find the spoon; it was way under the bed and clean enough to put right back in my silverwear drawer! Bonus! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashmanimal 0 #13 April 12, 2009 Quote Haiku works well for jump run: tripping over grass is my shit on straight?check me who's doing front float?! Haiku's are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat76 0 #14 April 12, 2009 This is good. Can I use it? My best friend just went in yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #15 April 12, 2009 I am sooo sorry to hear that, yes, of course you can use it. It is original, so no worries. Blues, Jeanniecan I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #16 April 16, 2009 Refrigerators what more is there to say bread, ham, cheese, mustard. Makes absolute sense to me...mheep! can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 April 16, 2009 QuoteVery nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!" Also known as Shepard's Prayer . . . as in Alan B. Shepard and said while sitting atop an ICBM waiting to be the first American launched into space.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #18 May 3, 2009 Quote Quote Very nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!" Also known as Shepard's Prayer . . . as in Alan B. Shepard and said while sitting atop an ICBM waiting to be the first American launched into space. Hi, Boring, I know you aren't talking about my poem, so alan shepard must have said "Oh God, Please don't let me fuck this up!,: right?? Did he call his poem "shepard's prayer?" I'm confused...I just want to be clear that you were not insinuating that I plagiarized my own poem.can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #19 May 3, 2009 Ohhhh! I think I get it now, mheep! Don't mind me, I have been cleaning mold in confined spaces...can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #20 May 3, 2009 QuoteVery nice. But way too long for jump run. I like my short version: "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!" I always thought the official version was: "Please God, don't let me fuck this up...FIRST!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #21 May 4, 2009 "Yay, and O Lord if I do fuck this up, let me do so with blinding speed, before anyone notices." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 May 4, 2009 Quote "Oh God, let me get through this jump without fucking up, and if somebody else fucks up and takes me out, let me come back as a ghost and chase his sorry ass all over the place!" ...and may my aim be true towards my rigger's car! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #23 October 6, 2009 Blue-Eyed Sky I thought it was a blizzard, but I was wrong. I didn't know then that they were the teardrops of Angels, frozen prisms of colorful laughter, the ultimate expression of joy for she who had joined them. I thought it was a flock of geese finally signaling the return of spring, but I was wrong. It was the cumulative wing of God opening and embracing His child welcoming her home. I thought it was the wind blowing so fiercely, but I was wrong. It was a sigh of perfect peace. I wondered today why the sky was so blue I thought it was the fickle way of nature, but I was wrong. It was Sue's eyes opening wide and looking down on us with a purer love. (see ya after awhile, sis)can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #24 October 6, 2009 QuoteI always thought the official version was: "Please God, don't let me fuck this up...FIRST!"And I always thought it was "don't let me fuck it up on video Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 October 6, 2009 Quote "Oh God, please don't let me fuck this up!" +1Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites