1969912 0 #1 October 5, 2009 "No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully.... When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood.... Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through..." A news report (second link) says that lawmakers in Egypt are trying to ban this. http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #2 October 6, 2009 fucking hell, tbh sleeping with a virgin would be awfuly dull, why do so many men desire it?Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 October 6, 2009 Quote fucking hell, tbh sleeping with a virgin would be awfuly dull, why do so many men desire it? Is that the voice of experience?I think it could be pretty good, if done correctly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #4 October 6, 2009 not the voice of experience, i lost my virginity when i was about 50, all my peers had it sorted long before ha!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 October 6, 2009 Quote not the voice of experience, i lost my virginity when i was about 50, Glad you waited for the right woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #6 October 6, 2009 horses don't say noDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 October 6, 2009 fuck that (no pun intended), but is there another invention that can "prove" to the world that you've gotten laid within the recent past? That would probably sell much better. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #8 October 6, 2009 i'd prefere an invention that would get me laid in the near future!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 October 6, 2009 see, proving you've gotten laid in the recent past would help with that. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #10 October 6, 2009 i'd need a device that would also lie about my recent past.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 October 6, 2009 Quote "No more worry about losing your virginity. I'm wondering how many women will be taking advantage of the discount on the 50-pack."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 October 6, 2009 The 3 things they always say- You're the first. You're the biggest. You're the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 October 6, 2009 Quote horses don't say no Sometimes they say "neigh." boy horse or girl horse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #14 October 6, 2009 i can't tell the difference. which one has the pointy thing? oh yeh, unicorn horse!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 October 6, 2009 Of all the things I don't want! A virgin! UH GOD! WHY! No turn off the light, No don't put your finger there. No don't put your fingers there either. No I don't like this song, i want it to be done right. No don't push No don't just lay there. No smile! No don't smile that much. No turn off the camera..... I mean really! Just give me one girl who knows what the hell she is doing and I'll die a happy man! Extra points will be given if she is from Brazil FYI for the record Brazilian girls are THE BEST! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #16 October 6, 2009 Quote FYI for the record Brazilian girls are THE BEST! yup, they sure know what boys want.... Are you aware that the best brazilian girls are former boys ? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 October 6, 2009 Quote Quote FYI for the record Brazilian girls are THE BEST! yup, they sure know what boys want.... Are you aware that the best brazilian girls are former boys ? Second most dangerous part of visiting Brazil. First is something called Cashasa (SP?) orderless, tasteless rocket fuel! But that aside, Brazilian girls......they are so beautiful and so amazing in the sack that after you have been with a Brazilian girl....every thing else is just Miller Light. But if you go just watch out for the Bonecas, you can kind of tell who they are by the hands. But back on topic? WHY! I mean really! OK I understand your average Arab is suffering from SPD but really! Who cares if a girl is a virgin! Give me a well educated, liberal, fun loving, self confidant girl who will ride me like a mechanical bull and is totally ok with Operation Share The Shah any day of the weak!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 October 6, 2009 Sure guys, keep slamming the virgins. I'll take 'em off your hands for you.You know, a nice girl has to get a start somewhere. Quit being a h8r. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 October 6, 2009 It's all about ROI The RIO of a virgin just isn't as good as it is with other girls. After all you know full well that most virgins don't have handcuffs nor paddles hidden under their beds! And then there is the mess and the emotional attachment. Funny thing......you don't see many girls going after virgin guys? I wonder why?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 October 6, 2009 Yeah, I hate those emotional attachments. Aren't you married too?I'm sure not doing any booty calls (except around the house.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #21 October 6, 2009 i think some men like the idea of a virgin cos of the assumption that they can't disappoint them, presumably with their little willies and useless technique. when you've got a dong like mine you need someone that's been around the houses a few times! :D hahahaDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #22 October 6, 2009 Quote Yeah, I hate those emotional attachments. Aren't you married too?I'm sure not doing any booty calls (except around the house.) Yeah.....but I only did it because some one called me chicken. And I made sure she wasn't a virgin before we got married. Now all I have to do is get her to sign off on "Operation Share the Shah" and life will be golden! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 October 6, 2009 Quotei think some men like the idea of a virgin cos of the assumption that they can't disappoint them, presumably with their little willies and useless technique. These are the guys who just don't get it! Your average dong can is often replaced by two AA batteries! Not only does it last longer, it is longer and from what I've seen can do things no natural dong has ever done or will do! I mean have you seen this freaking Rabbit! I mean really! What 5 freaking motors? Talk about feeling inferior! These guys need to understand that female sexuality is only partially based on dong vagina interaction. The rest happens between her ears. Ladies please correct me, you know you want to, if I'm wrong.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #24 October 6, 2009 nothing happens between a womans ears. 100% trufact.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #25 October 6, 2009 waits for the shitstormDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
