NWFlyer 2 #1 December 1, 2005 So tonight I was washing out my blender and managed to poke a hole in my finger with the blades of the blender. Enough blood spurting out to require a bandaid. A few years back, there was a tragic bagel-cutting incident that required a trip to urgent care and three stitches. So what's most dumbass household injury you've sustained?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 December 1, 2005 cut my finger putting a new mail box together, get the mail box up, hour later went to leave for the store, run over said mail boxSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #3 December 1, 2005 In my early teens, I tried using a vacuum cleaner hose for mass-blackhead removal. Ended up with a big circular hickey on my nose for about a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 1, 2005 Tripped over a plunger handle once! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 December 1, 2005 That is by far the grossest thing you have ever said ..... ummm in the past 5 mins that isSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 December 1, 2005 QuoteIn my early teens, I tried using a vacuum cleaner hose for mass-blackhead removal. Ended up with a big circular hickey on my nose for about a week. Well, hey, at least you got a hickey. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 December 1, 2005 It was probably the stupid thing I did a few months ago. I was crouched down precariously in some weird position at the top of the stairs leading down to my house, balancing on tip toes, hugging my knees and talking on the phone and I just freaking fell backwards down all of the stairs (concrete) and scraped a big ol' chunk of skin off my leg. This reply has taken me so long to write.. I think it's because I do stupid household injuries almost every day! -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruzit 0 #8 December 1, 2005 Couple of weeks ago I was using one of those mandoline (sp?) slicers. My uncle says to me...."better be careful, you'll cut your finger off." Jinxed me he did, 3 minutes later I sliced the tip of my thumb almost all the way off. Still wearing a bandaid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 December 1, 2005 hmm, I guess the one that I remember was when I was pluggin in the vacuum. the way my hand was on it electrocuted me. I umped back so hard I hit the wall. no real pain anywhere but it was fuckin funny to see. (even though i didnt SEE it)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #10 December 1, 2005 Beginning of the summer, and very first day as a very happy unemployed person. While thinking about all the jumping, rollerblading, and all the other fun and exciting things I would do before getting a job I ran downstairs, tripped and twisted my ankle Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 December 1, 2005 QuoteDumbest Household Injury I think I'm going to plead the 5th on this one. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #12 December 1, 2005 I was cleaning one of those Braun multi blenders...... you know the hand held ones. There I was sticking my tongue around the blades to "lick " the chocolate cream off. I thought "mmm this is a bit stupid I could chop my tongue off." So I removed my tongue and used my finger instead Whilst doin gthis a friend walked in and grabbed the hand that was hold in gthe Braun mixer. He managed to depress the button and YOWSER. "FUCK that hurt" I look down and see a lovely chunk of meat on the floor. Needless to say I never ever touched one of these again. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 December 1, 2005 Ran into a glass door at a friend's house. I thought I broke my nose. Stupid fuckers are supposed to hang something on those doors with a suction cup thingie to warn knuckleheads like me! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 December 1, 2005 HAHA! well I did forget about this one. but i was WAY young and it was kinda understandable. my mother was cooking some holiday dinner in the oven. you know the ones with the viewing glass on the door? well I was looking in and she told me not to tuch it b/c its hot..... yep, I touched it and the skin on the palm of my hand melted to the glass. I remember the sight of my skin but not the pain of the burnMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #15 December 1, 2005 Was the tip reattached or should we just call you Stumpy? Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 December 1, 2005 Not my dumbest, but pretty dumb anyway. Once I pulled up to my garage in my car. I hit the button to open the door. The door didn't open. For some reason I was not paying attention and rammed my car right into the door. I think that was one of the most expensive brain farts I ever had. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #17 December 1, 2005 Quote Was the tip reattached or should we just call you Stumpy? Now thats another story completly. You know the dirt devil portable vacums?................... Well they only have 5 inches before you get to the rotating blades.......... The rest is left to you guys. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 December 1, 2005 me: trying to cut through a really tough cable with a xacto knife, but I was pulling on it, not pushing away from my body like I was supposed to. Well it slips and I stab my own damn leg with the knife! A friend of mine on here was trimming his hedges with an electric trimmer, and he was in a hurry because he was driving down to Carolina Sky Sports for a boogie. He was holding the trimmer with one hand and part of the bush with the other hand (ungloved) and proceeds to nearly sever a finger with it! . Nah, but he did gash it severely. Made a half-hearted attempt to bandage it and since his car was already packed, he set off for the 6 or 7 hour drive, but because of heavy traffic in the Baltimore/DC area where he only made 30 miles in 3 hours and his finger still bleeding all over the damn steering wheel for that matter, he wisely turned around and returned home. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 December 1, 2005 QuoteRan into a glass door at a friend's house. I thought I broke my nose. Stupid fuckers are supposed to hang something on those doors with a suction cup thingie to warn knuckleheads like me! Speaking of glass doors, I have a stupid stunt I did when I was a kid. We had this roller platform that was used for moving really heavy planters around in the house. Since the house sat on a slope with the street higher than the carport floor, the driveway sloped down pretty good. I'd start at the top and ride that non-steerable sucker all the way down and into the carport, where I'd brake myself with the soles of my shoes. Well, that one time I didn't stop myself in time and went head-first into the glass-paned weather door, shattering it and gashing my forehead! Had 6 stitches put in to boot... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #20 December 1, 2005 as a kid i opened a freezer and a boneless steak fell on and broke a toeLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 December 1, 2005 I'm a stumpy also. I chopped the tip of my thumb off on a paper cutter when I was 17. That didn't happen at home though. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 December 1, 2005 twisted my neck masterbating on the bed long storyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 December 1, 2005 Quotetwisted my neck masterbating on the bed long story Popcorn's ready, spill the fucking story! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #24 December 1, 2005 Quoteas a kid i opened a freezer and a boneless steak fell on and broke a toe Fuck me a boneless steak. Imagine if it had of been a t-bone. It couldve chopped your toe off rather than broke it www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 December 1, 2005 How have I been injured? Let me count the ways. Too many to remember all, but running into the robe hook on the bathroom door (in the dark), getting a big cut below my eye was great. I took a lot of "battered husband" kidding at work for that. Stepping on a broken coke bottle in the yard was good for a lot of blood, too. Suprisingly, with all the woodworking I do I can still count to 10 on my fingers. My wife broke 2 ribs once, bouncing off the counter when a ladder slipped while painting the kitchen. Those bagel injuries? I heard they are the #1 cause of emergency room trips on subuurban Sunday mornings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
