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Autism can be humorous

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Rox knows alot of autistic kids but one in particular has made me laugh.

He's standing in line at the checkout. Asks his mother "Do you think Janessa (his Down Syndrome friend) is a good girl?"

His mother says "I think she is."

He replied loudly "Do you think she would like dirty sex?"

In the magazine rack was a tabloid with the headline Good Girls Like Dirty Sex.:D
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Now where's the picture of a kid in class who suffers from tourette's but is mute, so he's holding up a paper with the word "cunt" scrawled on it? :D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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True story:

One of my best friends was dating a school teacher.
She taught the "special needs" kids.
One of the classes she taught was Sex Ed.
One day she was teaching the class, when one of the girls raised her hand:

"Mrs K; Why is it when you suck a guy off, it tastes so bad?"

:D

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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one night at the farm Greg,s kids had a homecoming party. He made it clear the skydivers were not to mingle with them. they had their own area.

This was the night I met Rosta Rican. We were talking ther normal skydiver BS talk.

My son Stephen (The Boss) 14yo was sitting on a beer cooler drinking a beer and a little tipsy when 5 of Greg,s kids friends 16 to 18 started walking over from their bond fire and he says SSShhhhhhhh stop talking about sex the kids are coming. He said it loud enough for the kids to hear. We fell on the ground laughing so hard.
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He is the greatest gift of my life and happens to be Autistic.


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one night at the farm Greg,s kids had a homecoming party. He made it clear the skydivers were not to mingle with them. they had their own area.

This was the night I met Rosta Rican. We were talking ther normal skydiver BS talk.

My son Stephen (The Boss) 14yo was sitting on a beer cooler drinking a beer and a little tipsy when 5 of Greg,s kids friends 16 to 18 started walking over from their bond fire and he says SSShhhhhhhh stop talking about sex the kids are coming. He said it loud enough for the kids to hear. We fell on the ground laughing so hard.
:o
He is the greatest gift of my life and happens to be Autistic.



I remember that night! Absolutely hilarious. How are y'all doing?
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